Twilight Spoof: Chapter 1
So like hi. My name is Stella. And I hate my mother because she's making me move to Tenedor, Argentina. Which means I have to live with my dumbass of a father, Charles. Charles Xavier. Apparently he created some people who have like super powers. Like I believe that. Ha. So I guess I'll get on with this story.
So I'm originally from the United Kingdom. And it's always like super cold and rainy. And I'm really pissed because here in Tenedor, it's so fricken hot. Which means I can't wear my super cute fluffy jackets. So anyways. I met Dad at the airport and we went to the house. He's a police officer. So when we got to the house, I unpacked my shit and went to bed. I had school in the morning and I wanted to be well rested. This school I was going to was strictly English speaking, consider I don't know how to speak Mexican.
6:00 am. I got up, and well since I didn't have any other clothes, I threw on a ski jacket. I straightened my hair and went downstairs.
"¡Hola Stella! Tengo un regalo para tú." Charles said.
"What the hell dad. You know I don't speak Argentinian." I replied.
"Right...I have present you for." Charles said in broken English.
"Well? Where the hell is it?" I asked.
He took my hand and led me outside. Sitting there was a donkey. Apparently it was my ride to school. He explained that it was my "method of transportation". I climbed onto the donkey's sweaty back and loped down the dirt trail. It must have been like 2 hours before I got to the school. When I got there, I parked my donkey into a parking spot next to a sporty looking Ferrari. I grabbed my books and walked into the building. I noticed that all the kids were very dark and tan. Must have a decent spray tan shop around here. I stood out though, considering how white I was. All the kids stared at me, like I was some foreigner. Throughout the day I met a few people. Miko, Erico, Angelino, and Jessico. At lunch we all gathered outside and sat on the dirt. My dad had given me a tortilla for lunch. What the hell is a tortilla? Jessico gathered some wood and started a fire. The she ground up some flour and started cooking. I think she was making tortillas. Why don't these kids just go to the store? Oh well. So out of the corner of my eye, I saw this super hot dude was by.
"Who's that?" I giggled and whispered to Angelino.
"That? That's Edwardo Cumming."
Edwardo had a buzz cut. His hair was a sandy brown. He was fairly well built, and he had dark crimson eyes. He strolled past me. Following him, were a group of people.
"The one with the short pixie cut, that's Alice." Erico whispered.
Alice was holding hands with another guy who's name was Jalapeño. Following them was Rosaliedo and and Emile. Apparently they are all adopted, but they still like date? It's kinda confusing. They all live together.
Lunch flew by and then I was sitting in Biology. The tables were in pairs. I sat down alone at a table in the back. The bell rang. Several minutes into class, Edwardo walked in. He took the seat next to me. It was really creepy because he kept like scooting further and further away from me. I smelled my armpit. No...I didn't smell bad. Why was he avoiding me? I turned and glanced at him and he was staring deep into my eyes. No, more like deep into my soul. My eyes flashed back to the teacher. Then I heard a hacking sound. I turned and looked at Edwardo and I was him throw up all over the floor. He got up and left the room. Was it something I did?
So at the end of school I mounted my donkey and galloped home. Went to bed, woke up same routine. But after lunch, when I was in Biology, Edwardo never came in. Damn, I wanted to see that sexy face. I was determined to meet him, and to find out why he was so awkward the day prior.