This is a crossover of Evangelion and Ghost in the Shell S.A.C. There's some StarCraft and Full Metal Panic. This is an AsukaShinji fic and I'll probably add others.

i.e. TojiHikari, KensukeRei

I do not own the above mentioned anime title or their corresponding characters; this is a fan-fiction story.

(G) German Translation

Tokyo-3 High School (Class A2)

Asuka stood before her locker glaring at the pile of love letter's at her feet. Hentai's!!! How do they manage to cram so many into my locker?!? Asuka began sorting through them to spend some time. Aaaarrgg!! There's actually some baka's who write more than three. Hmm, what's this? An actual normal letter, who sends normal letter's on Valentine's Day? Thought Asuka as she threw it into the garbage can. Then she collected the few that looked interesting and headed to class, hoping to keep herself entertained during sensei's blabber about Second Impact.

"Oh, wow!! Did you see the new transfer student?" whispered a girl in class A2 to her friends.

"He looks cute (giggle) kinda like Shinji."

"Yeah, you think they're brothers?"

"You, idiot, his last name isn't Ikari; you think we can get Kensuke to get pictures of him? He does it for the guys, why not us." She said as she looked over at Kensuke.

"Hey Kensuke, those girls are checking you out."

"Come on Toji, stop fooling around. And where's Shinji?"

"Hey Shinji!" Toji yelled at what appeared to be Shinji's back.

"What is it?" Shinji replied from behind Toji.

"Aaaah!"

"Oh no! They've cloned Shinji! The aliens are here! The aliens are here!" yelled Kensuke until Hikari came over and glared at him.

"Save me from your girlfriend Toji!"

Hikari and Toji both blushed to a deep shade of crimson.

"For your information, that's the new transfer student from Canada." Hikari managed to say trying to look annoyed but not quite making it.

Hikari then left for her desk seeing that Asuka just arrived with an arm full of letters.

"Wow Asuka, that's quite a collection you've got there. I wonder which one you are going to pick?" teased Hikari.

"You know damn well I wouldn't choose any of these Hentai's!!" yelled Asuka, rather loud as most of the male population in the class looked to be in tears.

One male, however, decided that this was an opportune time to make his presence known.

"(G) Hello Asuka, long time no see. (G)"

"I know that voice..." Asuka said as she turned around.

"How are you? Looks like you've grown and your figure spilled out as well."

To the surprise of the entire class, Asuka was blushing and at a loss for words.

"A...A...Andrew?"

"Who else would approach you wearing a hat that says S9 and could make you blush the color of your hair?" came the reply.

"But you didn't tell me you were coming here."

"I sent you a letter; I would've thought that you wouldn't throw away a normal letter. It seems that I was wrong."

The sensei chose this time to walk in and introduce the newest addition to his class; Andrew Chong.

The class went on as usual, except that most of the girls were whispering/typing about the mysteries that would allow the new student to go unscathed after saying the things he did.

After school, Asuka and Shinji began their journey back home.

"Hey Asuka! Would you happen to know where Major Misato Katsuragi lives? All the boys I asked started drooling and the girls looked angry enough to kill."

"Why do you want to know?" sneered Asuka.

"Because she's supposed to be my guardian and I'm supposed to live there."

"Oh." Smiled Asuka.

"I know where she lives, follow me!"

In front of Katsuragi residence

"Here it is, but she's probably not home yet."

"Thanks. Where do you live?"

"Right here." Asuka replied and opened the door.

"You could've told me sooner."

They all walked in. Beer cans were strewn all over the place but Misato was nowhere to be found.

"I'm going for a shower." Asuka stated as she disappeared behind the door.

"So, Ikari, you've been quite for a long time, what's wrong?"

"Nothing... and you can call me Shinji."

"No problem, you can call me Andrew."

"Is it Asuka?"

"WHAT!! No, of course not, why would it..."

"You can stop hiding it; you've been clenching your right hand for the entire journey."

"You don't have to worry; Asuka and I are only friends. I do have one thing that might cheer you up."

"What would that be?"

"From the way she talks about you, even if it is quite vulgar, I can tell she likes you."

"Yeah right, I'm just a baka to her."

"Shinji, think about it, does she ever call anybody else baka?"

Shinji thought for awhile, but a small smile crept onto his face as he realized what it could mean.

"See, I told you." said Andrew seeing the smile on Shinji's face.

"I can tell that you care for her deeply; maybe you should go tell her so." Advised Andrew

Meanwhile, in the shower

I wonder how they're getting along. Asuka had her ear pressed to the door and heard the whole conversation. Is he going to say it? She then took her shower.

End of Chapter 1