A/N - Wow, I can't remember the last time I uploaded a Rock You fic without Sid, Mot or any other OC's in it! Just a bit of fun after watching the Jest End parody of I Want to Break Free. Look it up on youtube if you haven't seen it already, it's hilarious.
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"It's all about me! Yes it's all about me!"
Meat watched from the wings as Galileo strutted onto the stage, an uncharacteristically cocky grin on his face. This had all started about a week ago, the day after a show. Something had possessed Gaz to read some reviews on the internet - most were good, but the odd few had said he was "cocky" or "totally in love with himself." By the next day it was decided - show them just how bad it could get. So Gaz set to work on writing a song parody, fitting the music of I Want to Break Free.
"She's fallen in love, she's fallen in love, not the first time the world seems to fall at my feet
They all fall in love
God knows, God knows why they fall in love"
He'd taken his shirt off by now. That was Meat's idea (surprise, surprise), and Gaz had agreed, saying - with a shrug and a grin - that it would be funny.
"I'm vain, yes it's true. I know I'm handsome but what else is there to do?"
It was all completely harmless. He was just making fun of himself and critics at the same time. Plus he was having fun and all the girls (and some of the boys) were going wild.
"Oh how I want us to be, baby. I'm gonna make you feel natural and real!"
And that was when he lost his trousers. Meat stared, mouth hanging open slightly, as he danced around, using his pants as a guitar. They definitely hadn't planned that.
It was only when Gaz turned around, threatening to take off his boxers that Scaramouche ran onstage to pull him off again.
"Good night everybody!" Is all that could be heard as he grinned, being dragged from the stage. There was a mixed chorus of cheers - everyone had certainly enjoyed it - and boos - many probably wanted him to finish - as Meat watched Scara drag him in her general direction.
"Oh c'mon!" Gaz moaned, still grinning. "It was a joke - I wasn't really going to-"
"Damn right you weren't." Scara narrowed her eyes, though was obviously fighting back a smile.
"You alright Meat?" Gaz asked, suddenly looking concerned for his friend. "You've gone a funny colour."
"Yeah, I'm…" Meat swallowed, mouth dry. "Just… oh, sod it," she put a hand on the back of Galileo's neck to pull him down for a kiss. She let go after a moment, grinning as Gaz stumbled, slightly dazed. "I feel better now. Anyone want a drink?" Scara rolled her eyes.
"Happy now you've kissed us both?" She asked. Gaz blinked.
"When did that happen?"
"You weren't there."
"…Oh."