/COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM/

Harry entered the dorm and farted very badly like omfg.

"Harry, that was absolutely disgusting." Hermione stated her opinion.

Harry was very hurt by that, because he's had bowel problems ever since he hatched, so he punished Hermione by tearing her ass apart.

"Bitch's gonna learn to not talk shit about me." Harry spat on the floor.

"But Harry… you've just killed her, man." Ron said.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH?!"

"Harry, please calm down." Ron got scared, "Otherwise I will call the police."

Suddenly, Harry's dick grew to the size of Eiffel Tower, and kept growing at tremendous pace.

"What the fuck is going on?!" Ron screamed.

"Ron my nigga, I'm going to teach you a lesson." Harry said.

"What? Why? I haven't done anything!"

"You know what they say… don't fuck with someone who can grow his dick to the size of Eiffel Tower and even beyond that."

"Allah, please save me…" Ron squealed, but it was too late.

Harry smashed him with his dick, also "accidentally" destroying half of Hogwarts.

Harry's dick was so big by then that it reached into space.

Dumbledore then arrived to stop Harry.

"Harry, I arrived to stop you." He said, "I am not scared of your dick."

"You should be scared, you old bastard." Harry laughed, "This is for all those years of pain and humiliation!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

Dumbledore didn't know it, but Harry's dick was infused with astral power from space, and when he smashed Dumbledore with it, it released all that energy and destroyed the entire fucking solar system, which caused a chain reaction and ultimately destroyed the entire universe.

Harry was standing in front of the gates of Hell. Satan came out to welcome him.

"You little shit, you ruined everyone's lives and doomed yourself for eternity." He said, "Are you proud of yourself? Can you call that a success?"

"As long as all black people are wiped out, then the mission was successful."

"You are one fucked up kid."

"Satan, I hereby challenge you to a DUEL!" Harry exclaimed.

"Why the fuck would I agree?" Satan asked.

"If you don't agree, then you're gay."

"Aight, aight, fine. I'm listening."

"We fight using Yu Gi Oh starter decks for five bucks from Walmart, and the loser is gay."

"What about the winner?"

"The winner is not gay."

"Okay, let's duel."

Satan conjured two starter decks and they began the duel.

"I summon Dark Magician and win the game." Harry said.

"Sorry for asking that out of the blue, but are you mentally disabled?"

"Why?"

"Do you even know how to play this fucking game?"

"Well…"

"I win, because I know the rules, fuck you." Satan stated.

"Well then prove it, you fucking dipshit."

"Well, you start at twenty life, you play a land each turn, and creatures with vigilance don't tap while attacking."

"Those are the rules of a completely different fucking game, like, I thought that lord Satan would at least know the basic rules of Yu Gi Oh." Harry claimed.

"You know what, you're pretty gay."

"I don't like being called that. I prefer the term homosexual."

"Oh, sorry mate."

"It's cool."

"I just noticed, but you have a really long dick, man." Satan noticed, "You know, as the lord of Hell, I ask you here and now to fuck me up the ass."

"You got it, fam."

And so Harry's dick explored Satan's anus.

THE END (maybe, I don't fucking know)

Please don't go and sew me, please. Oh and please don't call my mom and don't tell her that I use bad words, guys. Don't tell her. Imma suck your dick if you don't tell her. Anyway, thanks for reading this piece of shit.