Disclaimer:I Do not own MEGAS XLR or Evagelion, their respective owners do, on with the battle

the shining white giant was thrown around in saturns rings as la charuca honked as MEGAS Flew right into fists first

Coop:Take that chump!

Jamie:How did we get into this mess again?

Coop does his "Renembering face"

---Flashback---

Kiva:COOP! remember what happened last time we flew into Saturn's asteroid belt at top speed?

Coop:Relax Kiva I tweaked the brakes so they respond better

Kiva:How Better?

Coop:30% more better

Kiva:Thirty Percent?!? Coop that wil-

Jamie:ROCK!!!!!

Coop slams on the breaks and they come to a sudden stop, like when you stop your car suddendly

Coop:ok.. at least nobody flew out the window.

Kiva:Maybe you should, "Tweak" it so the breaks respond 20% better, not 30%

Coop:Good idea

Jamie:sooo did anybody notice the big white robot flying streight at us with a samurai sword

Kiva and Coop in unison:What!?!

suddenly Megas is slammed by a sword, but coop backs off quick so it only scrapes Megas' Arm

Coop:Dude! Paint Job! now im mad!

Adam:So humanity has achieved space flight eh? then the time has come for the Second Impact

Coop and Jamie stare at kiva confused

Kiva:Shouldn't be much of a problem, as far as i know these "Angels" aren't very tough considering one of our mining ships destroyed them all...

Coop:Then shouldnt be a problem for MEGAS then.

---Flashback end---

Coop:oh, my bad, uh again...

Kiva stares at coop then says:Well we better stop this one in its tracks before the others get woken up, at earths current state just all 13 Angels can conquer Earth alone

Coop:Not on my watch, ok listen chump! first you come flying at me for no reason trying to kill me! then you wrecked MEGAS Paint job, AND NOW YOU WANNA CONQUER EARTH? oh its on pal,
its on!

Coop turns his stereo from Off to ROCK ON! as Short hair plays on his stereo, coop gets is game face on and yells as he headbutts a red button

MEGAS' Chest opens up and the battleship yamato's wave motion gun fires at the Angel Adam, then it flies away in space

Coop and MEGAS Dust off their hands

Coop:well, that's that, who's up for burgers

---Meanwhile---

Adam keeps spinning until earth is seen, he crashes in Antarctica

---Back to coop---

MEGAS Walks around in a flooded Jersey City

Coop:i don't remember it being that way....

Kiva:i dont recall a hurricane when we reached earth

Jamie:maybe the radio will say something

Coop turns on the radio and it says:Giant white Creature continues to ransack antartica, causing global coastlines to flood, however the newly established NERV funded by the Japanese government continues to assure it has everything under control, now Bob with the weath-

Coop:uh... whos up for tacos

kiva stares at him and Jamie says:Sure

Coop then says:Ok Tacos it is!

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
And so after Rei grew to earths size, coop was lucky enough to have accidentally pressed one of MEGAS Drive systems that caused him to go to another star system, so Coop Jamie and Kiva avoided being turned into orange goo, the end?!?