This story has been on my mind lately and I just had to write it. This is my first humor story so go easy on me, guys.
'' Ladies and gentleman welcome to WWE's first annual raffle date!" Stephanie McMahon proudly announced to the WWE Superstars and Divas. '' J. R., will you explain the rules?'' Stephanie asked the legendary commentator.
'' Why yes I can, Stephanie.'' J.R. said. '' Me and Stephanie will draw 6 WWE Superstars and Divas names from my hat. Which ever 6 Superstars and Divas we pick will be able to go on a date with eachother tonight. Stephanie, will you be the one to draw from the hat?'' J.R. asked the brunette.
'' Sure.'' She said. '' Can I get a drumroll?'' The Billion Dollar Princess asked.
A drumroll was played.
'' Our first Superstar is...The Undertaker!'' She announced.
'' Yeah!'' The other wrestlers said as they cheered for the Deadman.
'' And our first Diva will be...Vickie Guerrero!'' J.R. said with a smile.
'' WHY?!'' The Undertaker said in horror as he clenched his fists with his eyes closed.
'' Oh my gosh!'' Vickie said happily as she clapped her hands.
The Divas all patted her shoulder and clapping for her as the Superstars looked at Vickie in disgust.
'' WHY?!'' Taker said again.
'' Mark, you'll be fine. At least you know you won't waste your money on food.'' Triple H whispered looking at the fleshy woman.
'' She's thick.'' The Rated R Superstar, Edge said.
Taker and HHH just looked at their friend.
'' What? I was just joking.'' He said.
'' I think I'm gonna be sick.'' The Deadman said.
'' Our next Superstar we will draw from the hat is... The Big Show!'' JR said.
'' Boo! The wrestlers went.
'' Hey!'' The seven foot said standing to his feet.
Stephanie went inside JR's hat and announced the next Diva.
'' And our next Diva will be...Kelly Kelly.''
Kelly looked at The Big Show in horror.
'' He's going to eat me.'' She said to her friends Mickie James and Melina.
'' Instead of eating you, he may just teach you how to wrestle.'' Melina said under her breath.
'' Our final Superstar will be...Cody Rhodes.'' Stephanie McMahon said.
'' Boo!'' The crowd went.
'' What a string bean!'' Chris Jericho hollered from the crowd.
'' Shut up fatso!'' Cody said angrily.
'' You're just mad because I have blonde hair and a beautiful face. You on the other hand looks like someone beat you with an ugly stick, Lispy Rhodes.'' Jericho said.
'' I can't help that I have a lisp!'' Cody said angrily.
'' And I also can't help that someone beat you with an ugly stick! Haha! '' Jericho said taunting the younger Superstar.
'' Guys, calm down.'' Michael Hickenbottom said. '' Let them call out the last Diva.''
'' Okay. I won't say anything else about Lispy...I mean Cody.'' Jericho corrected himself with a smile.
'' Bastard.'' Cody mumbled.
'' Our last Diva we will announce is...Beth Phoenix!'' Stephanie said.
All of the wrestlers gasped as they looked at The Glamazon.
'' What the hell are you looking at?'' She said to Kelly Kelly.
'' No..Nothing.'' She stammered.
Cody gulped. '' What did I get myself into?'' He asked himself.
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