MY iPOD! A songfic Chapter 1: MUSIC!, a twilight fanfic

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight and I do not own any rights ect. to Taylor Swift, Brad Paisley, Alabama, or Hannah Montana songs. For the Camp Rock and Barbie Girls songs I do not own them. Everything here is written like how I think the characters would say it. None of my opinions of any of these songs are written here. THANK YOU.

Bella POV

I sat with Edward and his family in their living room. Everyone was watching TV while I was listening to my iPod. The song changed to one of my favorites.

There's somethin' 'bout the way
The street looks when it's just rained
There's a glow off the pavement
Walk me to the car
And you know I wanna ask you to dance right there
In the middle of the parking lot
Yeah
Oh yeah

We're drivin' down the road
I wonder if you know
I'm tryin' so hard not to get caught up now
But you're just so cool
Run your hands through your hair
Absent mindedly makin' me want you

Edward did that to me everyday. He didn't realize it but every move he made, just made me want him.

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand and drag me head first
Fearless
And I don't know why but with you I'd dance in a storm in my best dress
Fearless

I didn't know why but when I was with Edward, a vampire, I was never scared. I was completely fearless.

So baby drive slow
'til we run out of road in this one horse town
I wanna stay right here in this passenger's seat
You put your eyes on me
In this moment now capture it, remember it

We loved living in this small town together. As long as we were together, everything was fine.

Cause I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand and drag me head first
Fearless
And I don't know why but with you I'd dance in a storm in my best dress
Fearless

Well you stood there with me in the doorway
My hands shake
I'm not usually this way but
You pull me in and I'm a little more brave
It's the first kiss,
It's flawless,
Really something,
It's fearless.

I wasn't scared that Edward was could kill me, during our first kiss. It was perfect, flawless, fearless.

Oh yeah
And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand and drag me head first
Fearless
And I don't know why but with you I'd dance in a storm in my best dress
Fearless

Nothing was better than this. I would go anywhere or do anything for Edward.

Yeah
I don't know how
Oh yeah yeah

Edward POV

Bella was sitting beside me on the couch, listening to her iPod. Taylor Swift's Fearless ended and I asked her if I could listen. She handed it over and I put it on shuffle. The next song that came on was country, I did even know that Bella liked that kind of music. I had never heard this song before but I recognized Brad Paisley's voice.

Every day I clock out
And head straight to her house
We cuddle up on the couch
But it always ends the same ole way
I'm drivin' home and it's incredibly late
Something's got to change, 'cause

That wasn't entirely true, I actually never left Bella's house at night.

I've been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day and every night she's all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it's time to put a ring on the finger
I'm wrapped around

That was a good idea. I had my mother's engagement ring somewhere.

Went to the bank took out a loan
Went and bought the perfect stone
Called up her dad on the phone
I'm takin' him to dinner Sunday night
I've never been so nervous in my life
I want to do this right, 'cause

I don't think I have the nerve to talk to Charlie. I know that he hates me and Bella's opinion didn't matter to him.

Yes sir I love her very much
I know it's only been seven months
But that's long enough

Hum... seven months. Yeah seven months I was gone. Who said seven was a lucky number?

I think it's time to put a ring on the finger
I'm wrapped around

The song ended giving me an idea. Mrs. Bella Cullen wasn't very far away.

Alice POV

Edward was listening to Bella's iPod. Every vamp in the room could hear the song he was listening to. And he had a devilish smile on his face. We all knew what would come next. My brother was going to propose to Bella Swan. Suddenly I felt the need to dance. I ran into Edward, grabbing the iPod and ran, with Jasper into the forest. The iPod was still on shuffle and the next song was perfect for me.

Boom clap
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap

I clapped along and sang in my high soprano.

Try it with me
Here we go,

Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap (woah-woah)
That's right
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap (woah-woah)

1,2,3,
Everybody come on, off your seats
I'm gonna tell you about a beat
That's gonna make you move your feet

I'll give the Bar-be-que show
And tell you how to move
If your five or eighty-two
This is something you can do (woah-woah)

I knew this dance well so I started the moves and I think a couple of trees came down during my wicked dance moves.

Pop it, lock it
Polka dot it
Countrify then
Hip-hop it
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
Jump to the left
Stick it, glide

Zig-zag cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits
Hands on your hips
One foot in
180 twist

and then a,
Zig-zag, step n' slide
Lean it left
clap three times
Shake it out
Head to toe
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Do the hoedown (hoedown)
Do the hoedown (hoedown)
Do the hoedown (hoedown)
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

We get to four, five, six
And your feeling busted
But it's not time to quit
Practice makes you perfect (woah-woah)

Pop it, lock it
Polka dot it
Countrify then
Hip-hop it
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
Jump to the left
Stick it, glide

Zig-zag cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits
Hands on your hips
One footed
180 twist

and then a,
Zig-zag, step n' slide
Lean it left
clap three times
Shake it out
Head to toe
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Come on
Here we go
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap

Wow. I never knew that I loved dancing so much.

Pop it, lock it
Polka dot it
Countrify then
Hip-hop it
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
Jump to the left
Stick it, glide

Zig-zag cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits
Hands on your hips
One footed
180 twist

and then a,
Zig-zag, step n' slide
Lean it left
clap three times
Shake it out
Head to toe
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Boom de clap
Ba boom boom clap clap clap
Boom dap clap
Ba boom boom clap clap clap
Boom de clap
Boom de clap de clap
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

"Yay!" I yelled and then Jasper tackled me, stealing the iPod.

Jasper POV

"Ha Ha!" I ran, holding Bella's iPod, heading for my secret army base. Okay it wasn't actually an army base, it was a tree fort that Emmett and I built. I jumped up and sailed in through the window. I never liked to listen to music around anyone. Why? Well, let's just say that they don't approve of my taste.

If you're gonna play in texas,
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
That lead guitar is hot,
But not for "Louisiana man".
So rosin up that bow for "faded love"
And let's all dance.
If you're gonna play in texas,
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.

"Yes!" This was my favorite song. Hey! I am from the south and I don't deny it.

I remember down in Houston
We were puttin' on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled,
"Cotton-eyed joe"!
He said, "we love what you're doin'.
Boys don't get us wrong,
There's just somethin' missin' in your song.

So we dusted off our boots and put our cowboy hats on straight.
Them Texans raised the roof when Jeff opened up his case.
You say y'all all wanna two-step. you say ya wanna doe-si-doe.
Well, here's a fiddlin' song before we go.

I missed Texas. Maybe Alice and I could go there on vacation!

The music faded and I stood up. I might as well hand the iPod off. We all were listening to our favorite songs and Mom, Dad, Rose and Em still hadn't gotten their turn.

Emmett POV

Jasper came in through the window, holding Bella's iPod above his head.

"Who's next?" He asked and flung the music player at me. The songs were on shuffle and the one that started playing, was soooo not like Bella, but I liked it!

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

La, la! I love this song!

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamouring and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

OMG! They're making fun of blonds! Rosie and I should beat them up. I hate this song. I wanna stalk the writes and tell them that blonds are awesome hot and make great vampires.

You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours", ooh wow

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow

OMG! WHY AM I DANCING! Remember, Emmett? You hate this song! Right! YAY! Stupid blond, making fun of song!

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow

Grumble, mumble. Stupid song! Poor Rose, people think she's stupid! I should show them her twenty-eight high school diplomas. HAHA! I WIN, MEANIE PEOPLE! LALALALALALALALALA! OHHHH! Hunting time!

Carlisle POV

What was wrong with my son? He was listening to the Barbie Girls song and dancing! Every so often he would stop and scream 'AGH! NO I LOVE BLONDS. OR A CERTAIN ONE THAT IS...I love you Rose! AGH!' and then he'd dance again. I wonder if vampires could take 'special' medicine. That boy needed help. When the song ended he flung Bella's iPod across the room and it landed on my lap. Well, everyone else had their turn of listening so why shouldn't I? I put the ear-buds in and selected a song. I was glad that Bella was a fan of the classics, although 'Barbie Girls' isn't exactly a classic. I wonder where that came from? The song was Beethovan, so it didn't have lyrics. From across the room, Edward listened too. All of my family had such good taste, um... except Emmett.

Esme POV

Ugh. Werid. Em was plain weird. I didn't want to listen to the music Carlisle was playing, I wanted to get out of here! And so... dragging Emmett along, I went hunting. Let me tell you it wasn't pleasant.

Rosalie POV

AWWW! My husband was so cute. Haha he was standing up for blonds because of me. That was so sweet. Bella and Edward were laughing though! WHY? Did they think it was funny? I wish Edward would hurry up and marry her already. Then she would be changed into a blood-crazy, dangerous vampire and they would move to Antarctica! THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!

"Rose, you're no t very nice." Stupid mind-reader!

"Rose, you're not very nice!" I said back in a really high, way too girly voice. Ugh! I really pissed me off when girls talk all, like, yeah! TOTALLY. Like, Omg, like I know right!? Humans are stupid.

"I'm gonna punch you ig you're mental ranting doesn't stop." Eddie Boy said innocently.

"Yeah, and I'm gonna punch you if you don't SHUT UP!" Haha! take that Mr. Look at me I can read your mind! YAY!

"Oh Rosie you're such a bundle of sunshine! HAHA! You know, Rose is a good name for you because your like a sweet flower."

" And you like an annoying brother now shut the-"

"ENOUGH!" Carlisle yelled and stood up, taking Bella and Eddie with him.

"Bye-bye Eddie Boy!" I laughed, knowing how much he HATED to be called that.

Carlisle shot me a look over his shoulder that made me shut up. He was NOT a dad to be messed with.

Now that everyone was gone I had time to myself. I turned on the TV and Disney came on. Oh, Emmett. The mind of a ten year old but he was the sweetest-and hottest- being alive.

I'm too cool for my dress, these shades don't leave my head
Everything you say is so irrelevant
You follow and I my lead, you wanna be like me
But you're just a wannabe, love it or hate it

I can't help the way I am
Hope you don't misunderstand

But I'm too cool, too cool
Yeah, I'm too cool to know you
Don't take it personal, don't get emotional
You know it's the truth I'm too cool for you

You think your hot but I'm sorry you're not
Exactly who do you think you are?
Can't tell you what that you haven't got
When we walk into the room I'm too cool for you

You're lucky I'm so nice, even I'm surprised
You are still allowed to be in my crew
I'll show you how it's done if you wanna be someone
Just watch me and you'll learn some

Me, myself and I agree
You'll never catch up with me

'Cause I'm too cool, too cool
Yeah, I'm too cool to know you
Don't take it personal, don't get emotional
You know it's the truth I'm too cool for you

You think your hot but I'm sorry you're not
Exactly who do you think you are?
Can't tell you what that you haven't got
When we walk into the room I'm too cool for you

You see some are born with beauty, brains and talent
And they got it all
While others have to try all their lives
Still they never get the call

That's the difference between you and me obviously
I'm a natural, I'm the real deal
I can't help the way I am
Hope you don't misunderstand

But I'm too cool, too cool
Yeah, I'm too cool to know you
Don't take it personal, don't get emotional
You know it's the truth I'm too cool for you

Too cool, too cool
Yeah, I'm too cool to know you
Don't take it personal, don't get emotional
You know it's the truth I'm too cool for you

How Cliche? I am sooo not like that. Screw this crap. I thought and turned off the TV.

Esme POV

Our hunting trip went surprisingly well. We all had a good day but unfortunately, in a fit of spontaneous rage, Emmett smashed Bella's iPod into exactly 1,865 pieces. I know because I'm the one who picked them out of the carpet, and Em's hair. He cried until his 'beautiful' hair was 'glassicaly free!'. Yeah, he's weird. And really, I don't get how Rose stands his antics.

THE END!

For now...

(A/N:) Hi people! This is my first songfic so please tell me how I did! Thanks for reading! NOW REVIEW! See that green button? If you push it, Rose won't smash you with a penguin. Instead she'll give you the penguin as a pet. The best part is... it's potty trained! YAY!