A/N: just a funny little idea I came up with whilst slobbing out on facebook :) hop you all enjoy :P

Disclaimer *pftttt* I wish...

Swinging her legs in the most uncharacteristic manner, Jac Naylor could feel her brain turning to mush with boredom; deciding to screw the institution as usual she logged onto her facebook, soon becoming ensnared with meaningless gossip. She set about stirring things up in her usual evil genius ways and entertaining herself by leaving sarcastic comments on a certain American's poser pictures.

Sahira was not one to get bored easily, but there were no patients in the ward today and all her paperwork had been filed hours ago, she craved excitement and running and something more interesting than this. Strolling contentedly down towards the break room, she pulled out her IPhone and tapped her way into facebook, her mind relaxing at her familiar blue homepage. Laying on the floor, she stretched her legs straight up the wall, so she was laying at a 90 degree angle, most people would find this uncomfortable, but Sahira had always loved resting this way; even as a child. Out of nothing more than sheer boredom, she sought out Jac's facebook, adding her as a friend, for a joke of course, she would never accept. At that precise moment Greg burst through the door and came and flopped down beside her; muttering about her strange laying habits in a teasing tone. Sahira dropped her phone to the floor and forgot about the friend request, soon flirting with Greg in her usual fun way.

Jac was not expecting the friend request to pop up with Sahira's name; well actually it read 'Sahira Grace Shah' but that was forgivable – almost. Flipping though her pictures she was annoyed to find Sahira was one of those people. The people who seem to look good at any angle. Currently, her profile picture was of her in scrubs, she was leaning over something, her hair swept over one shoulder. Her eyes were full of concentration and looking at who added it, Jac wasn't surprised to see Greg's name. "Got a stalker have we?" Jac typed out sarcastically and then logged off to go home. She thought nothing much of the comment, but had no idea that it would be the beginning of various poke and comment wars; she always had the feeling that the over smiley registrar that was Sahira Shah was altogether too acquainted with poking. Something Jac had never fully understood.