Hai everyone! Welcome! This is a CRACK fanfic a friend and I made by roleplaying! Basically, this is what we think would happen in the Soul Eater characters texted each other. Author's notes will be in bold, like this. Enjoy!
Rated T for censored language and somewhat-sensitive material.
Black*Star: Yo, Maka!
Maka: Black Star! I was reading! Go away. Now.
Black*Star: Aww, Maka, come on! You can't ignore me!
Black*Star: Tsubaki and I are on our mission
Maka: Then watch me. I will ignore you for the next minute
Black Star: Maka
Black*Star: come on
Black*Star: I'll spam you
Black*Star: until you pay attention to me
Black*Star: Maka
Black*Star: Helloooo?
Black*Star: You can't ignore the man who will surpass God!
Black*Star: Maka?!
Black*Star: ?!
Black*Star: did u die?
Maka: It has been a minute, Black Star. And I have ignored you for it.
Maka: Bye, Black Star. I'm studying. Go bug Soul or something.
Black*Star: Ugh
Black*Star: Soul didn't give me his number
Black*Star: please
Black*Star: ?
Maka: Oh, really?
Maka: It's (random number). Go away now please.
Black*Star: Can u give it to me?
Black*Star: thanx
Maka: Hmph. Show your gratitude by leaving
Black*Star: Ok, Ok!
(Black*Star is now offline)