Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with Super Smash
Bros. Melee. I don't even own Sora from Kingdom Hearts, but I
wish I did. The only things I own from the story are Banana Bob
and Coconut Carl. Pichu owns lollipop Larry.
Ch. 1: WASSUP!
It was a normal day in Smash Mansion. Birds were chirping
in the sky, butterflies were fluttering in the breeze, and a cute, little
bunny rabbit was hopping by.
Yep, everything was just fine…………
HAHAHAHA! JUST KIDDING!
"YOUNG LINK, NESS, POPO, AND NANA! DROP THAT
BO-OMB RIGHT NOW!" Master Hand roared.
"Fine, fine", Young Link said and then added under his
breath "stupid-grumpy-constipated-old glove."
But luckily Master Hand didn't hear that and was floating
down the hall.
Young Link turned to Ness, who was currently holding the
Bo-omb.
"Okay, we should get rid of the Bo-omb or else Mr. Stupid-
Grumpy-Constipated-Old Glove will get his brother to crap bombs
on us", said Young Link. (A/N: You know that move where Crazy
Hand floats over you and drops a bunch of bombs on you? Yeah,
that's what Y. Link is talking about. The first time I saw that move,
I thought he was crapping out bombs.)
"Okay", said Ness and proceeded to toss the Bo-omb over his
shoulder, down the hall, where it, fortunately, explodes into
Captain Falcon, knocking him out the conveniently placed window
and falling twenty-five feet before landing on Peach's rose garden.
But since I don't care about Captain Falcon, let's see what the
other Smashers are doing, shall we?
With Pichu
Pichu was waiting behind a tree, waiting for Pikachu.
At last , I can get my revenge on Pikachu for killing my
lollipop. I shall avenge you Larry! Pichu thought when she saw
Pikachu walking by.
Careful not to be seen by Pikachu, Pichu grabbed a metal
box, encasing herself in metal, slapped a motion-censor bomb on
her head, and charged her Skull-bash attack, waiting for the right
moment to strike. When Pikachu was in range, Pichu released her
Skull-bash. She went sailing through the air, smashing into
Pikachu. The motion-censor bomb went off, engulfing the lollipop-
murdering-yellow mouse in flames, while leaving Pichu unharmed.
While Pikachu went sailing through the air, still ablaze, Pichu
did her taunt where she's having a happy seizure on the ground.
Captain Falcon was walking to the entrance to the mansion
when a certain lollipop-murdering-still ablaze-yellow mouse
smashed into him, hopefully giving him a concussion.
With Marth, Roy, and Link
Marth, Roy, and Link were playing Mario Kart: Double Dash
when Crazy Hand floated in.
"WASSUP!" Yelled Crazy Hand.
"WASSSUP!" The three swordsmen yelled back.
"WASSSSUP!"
"WASSSSSUP!"
"WASSSSSSUP!"
"WASSSSSSSUP!"
"WASSSSSSSSUP!"
Then Sora (Kingdom Hearts) appeared out of nowhere.
"WASSSSSSSSSUP!" Sora yelled
"WASSSSSSSSSSUP!" Crazy Hand and the three
swordsmen yelled back.
"WASSSSSSSSSSSUP!"
"WASSSSSSSSSSSSUP!"
"WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUP!"
"WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP!"
Then Kirby ran in.
"KETCHUP!" He yelled, holding up a ketchup bottle.
Then a banana POOFED out of nowhere.
"I'm Banana Bob! All bow down before me!" It yelled.
Then DK came in, ate Banana Bob, and then walked out.
Crazy Hand turned to Sora.
"wOULd yoU LikE To JoIn Us SmASHeRs?" Crazy Hand
crazily asked Sora.
Sora smiled his goofy smile that I love so much.
"Sure, why not."
Then Captain Falcon limped into the room
"Hey you", he said, pointing to Sora, "do you know any
healing magic? If so, then please heal me."
"Well…", Sora started to say.
Sora, if you heal Captain Falcon then you're not going to
be my favorite character anymore, said the authoress
Sora looked at Captain Falcon.
"Sorry, I can't help you."
"What! But I got hit by a Bo-omb and a flaming mouse
today! You don't need to listen to that stupid authoress!"
Then a coconut PooFed out of nowhere and fell on Captain
Falcon's head, knocking him unconscious.
"I'm Coconut Carl! All bow down before me!" It yelled.
Kirby swallowed the coconut and smashed the ketchup bottle
on Falcon's head, knocking the unconscious man unconscious.
As Kirby left the room, Yoshi entered and laid an egg on Falcon's
head. Then Kirby came back and smashed the egg (still on Falcon's
head) with his hammer. Why? Because today was Bash Falcon
Day! But then again, everyday is Bash Falcon Day!
Captain Falcon laid on the floor, covered with bruises, cuts,
burns, and ketchup, and egg yolk on his head, while Sora, Marth,
Link, and Roy are playing Mario Kart: Double Dash, and Crazy
Hand was twitching on the floor from laughing too hard from
Captain Falcon being in a lot of pain.
A/N: This is my first story so I would appreciate any tips to
make this a better story. I'm also sorry I didn't put any other
characters in here but I promise I will find a place for them.
I may continue this but it depends on the reviews.
REVIEW PLEASE!