Deidara's day was going just fine. He had woken up to no Tobi. He had eaten breakfast with no Tobi. He had trained with, again, NO TOBI. And he had eaten lunch with NO TOBI!
But sadly, his good day was ruined when he saw the black haired menace that wore an orange mask bounce towards him. Gritting his teeth, he ground out, "What do you want, Tobi, un?"
The childlike adult tilted his head before he held up a rather terrible clay sculpture. "Look what Tobi made for Deidara-senpai! Tobi made it just for... Deidara-senpai?" The Uchiha-in-disguise was now looking, alarmed, at the blond that had a vein twitching on his forehead.
Tobi could have sworn he saw steam coming from the blonde's ears. "...TOBI...!!" Deidara yelled before he sped off after the running man. He shoved his hands into his clay pouch, the mouths on his hands gobbling up some clay before they spit it out on his hands.
The blond Akatsuki member made the clay into two birds that flew in the air near him as he cornered the trembling masked man. Deidara smiled sweetly at the man, who shuddered slightly. "Now, Tobi... what have I told you about my clay, un?" he asked in a voice as sweet as sugar and as lethal as the deadliest poison.
"You told T-Tobi to not touch the clay," Tobi said, stuttering slightly.
Deidara patted the male on his head before his smile vanished. "And you disobeyed that, didn't you, un?" he asked, taking a menacing step forward. Killer intent was starting to leak from the blond.
"T-Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi suddenly cried, flinging himself at the ex Iwa-nin's feet. "Tobi didn't mean to!"
Unbeknownest to the orange-masked man, a clay bird had landed on his shoulder. Deidara sighed. "It's alright, un. Now let go of my legs, un!" he growled.
Tobi peered up at his senpai. "You forgive Tobi?" he asked.
Deidara sighed and nodded. "Yes, Tobi. I forgive you," he said before he walked off. Smirking evilly, his hands formed a hand sign. "...not. KATSU!"
An explosion was heard throughout the base. The members sighed before returning to whatever they were last doing.
Author's Note:
'Kay, so I wrote this on my deviantART account, MrsGates-Vengeance . It goes to a picture I had randomly drawn. Heheh... You don't have to like it. I wrote it in like six minutes total so I didn't really give it any hard work. Lol.
Disclaimer:
I don't own Naruto. If I did, Naruto would most likely leave Konoha. ^^ Heheh...