Sasori slaps a newspaper down on the counter-top. He sighs and rubs the back of his head with a wooden hand. Deidara looks up from his breakfast. "What's the matter Sasori-Danna, un?"
Sasori looks at the Hidden Rock ninja in annoyance. "Quit it." He growls.
"What do you mean 'quit it', un?" Deidara chuckles.
Sasori rolls his eyes and moves his wooden head to Deidara. "I mean, quit saying 'un' after every sentence, Deidara-san."
Deidara chuckles and says, "I can't help it, Sasori-Danna, un. I can't control it, un!"
Sasori grips his ginger, short hair as he sits down at the table. "Well, learn to stop it! It gets annoying!" Deidara frowns and stands up. "Fine, un! How about this?! Un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un!"
Sasori stands and slams his wooden hands down on the table. "SHUT UP! YOU STUPID, GAY BOMBER!"
Deidara stops his ranting of un's and flinches like Sasori bit him. "I-I'm sorry Sasori-Danna. It's just that I can't help saying un, un." Sasori smiles, clearly excepting his apology. He holds Deidara's hands and kisses him. "It's okay, Deidara-san."
"Hey, Sasori-Danna?" Deidara whispers to his partner. Sasori looks at Deidara with a questioning gaze.
"Un un un un un un un un un un un un! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!" Sasori only answers with an annoyed groan.