Hello everyone, I am really, really, really, really, really, really happy to be announcing a SYOT for you wonderful people. Obviously, a SYOT is where you submit a character, and each of these chars must be great. Additionally, please use the form on my profile to determine them. Bless all of you who decide to submit to me, because this is gonna be so amazing, everybody. How exciting! Anyways… off to… the announcement.
I present to you, the 100th Hunger Games
"Hello, everyone. I am Oofie Trinket, a descendant of Effie Trinket! Today, I am here to announce to you the secret of this Hunger Games." A woman with a green wig screamed at the top of her lungs full of excitement and fervor. "Over to you, Flickerman!"
A plump man with marine hair jumped, "Uh, yes! Hello, Panem! I am Seether Flickerman, descendant of Caesar Flickerman. As you can see, this is a great group of people to be running the games. The gamebakers are too cool for school. Anyways. It's a Quarter Quail!"
"Yes, Seether! That's exactly right!" Oofie squealed! "And so… we have an amazing surprise! Obviously…"
Seether's eyes glazed over, "Can I please read the card?"
Oofie clapped, "I was just going to ask! Here you are!"
"The 100th Hunger Games. The fourth Quarter Quail… the theme is… secrecy!"
Oofie's face lit up. "What does that mean, honey?"
Then, the head gamebaker, Corrn Sttarch said, "Aye, gurl, it means that… we will choose the tributes at random, kidnap them from their homes, and only release their backstories to the public! No reapings! Nothing. At. All. We hope to achieve an extra layer of suspense in doing that! It'll be very exciting…"
"Well, there you have it, dears!" Oofie said with a twirl of her dress. "Secrecy and lies! Deception! Won't that be fun, Panem, won't that be fun!"
The TV turned off.
THERE YOU GO NO PLEASE SUBMIT I AM SO EXCITED I'M IN ALL CAPS.