Title: Lavi in heat -Repost-
Disclaimer: I do not own -man.
A short story to pass the time, enjoy.
Lavi looked up at the sun, licking the strawberry flavoured ice pop as he soaked in the heat. He couldn't remember the last time he had time off and where better to spend it then at the beach. The sun was so warm and the ground was so comfortable. He stretched out on the beach mat, life really wasn't so bad.
The world seamed to brighten a few shades more when a wave of black hair swooped past him, the hair reflected the sun shining in the midday heat, radiating beauty that Lavi just had to pursue.
Standing up he brushed him self down and finished his lolly, letting the last of the icy delight slide down his throat, soothing the heat that was burning and building inside him. He stole another glance at the ebony haired goddess; she had a slender figure, and beautiful creamy skin that begged to be touched. She was just wearing shorts and a light, white t-shirt, but it hung of her like a model, "perfection" Lavi thought to him self.
This was it, he was going to talk to her, get her number, and get her top off, because that is how a Lavi thinks. Lavi quickly thought of his best line and marched up behind her, tapping her slender shoulder.
"Excuse me Miss, but I can't help but notice that your beauty out shines the sun." He smiled his biggest smile as the beauty froze and began to turn. Lavi composed him self and decided that seems as they are on a beach and there was no way she could be carrying pepper spray, he was going to kiss her.
She turned, her hair shining as she turned, a great wave of liguid radiance flying over her shoulder. As soon as her lips came into view he crushed his up against hers. He saw dark, familiar eyes widen as Lavi's tongue stole entrance into the mysteries mouth. Lavi hungrily tasted the other, exploring her mouth and enjoying the softness of her lips. But as much as Lavi was enjoying the stolen kiss, and he really was, her eyes never change only growing darker and narrowing ever so slightly.
"Lavi get the fuck off of me" She said into the kiss. Lavi knew that voice he broke off the kiss.
"um…… hi Kanda" he said sheepishly, a thin string of saliva still connecting them.
"I'm going to kill you" Kanda said calmly, and icy determination in his eyes.
"Ummm…"
"I'm going to cut you into small pieces"
Gulp.
"Then I'm going to mince those pieces and feed them to the bean sprout"
They saw Allen, who was making a sand castle, sit up suddenly and ask Lenalee if she heard some one say something about feeding him.
Gulp.
"….. Kanda…?"
"Yes, rabbit pie?"
"Don't tell me you didn't enjoy it"
"FUCKING RUN RABBIT BOY!!"
Ithurial: Yeah……..*cough* ………………………… *seat shuffle* ………………………Fine, I apologise to Kanda for pointing out his girly figure.
Kanda: Damn right you apologise
Ithurial: And I know it's not Yullen but I'm working on that, honest, and that really was Lavi's best pick up line, unfortunately it doesn't work on rainy days. Oh, and this story's dedicated the Esh.
Kanda: But it's my birthday soon, why not for me.
Ithurial: Are you pouting?
Kanda: no *hidden pout*
Ithurial: *shakes head* Any way, thank you for reading, review please.
Lavi: Is it safe to come out now?