FF8 the game, what's this?

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By: The Entertainer

?- Ok your mission is.....

Zell- HOTDOGS!!!!!! :D

Selphie- ZELL! Get over here!!

(Zell walks over)

Selphie- What is that?

Zell- A hotdog, duh!

Selphie- Duh is right, that's not a hotdog genius, it's a hamburger!

Zell- No, that stand says hotdogs!

Rinoa- We're an another planet, remember?

Zell- What?

Selphie -_-'

Squall- Whatever, anyway, we're about to get our mission assignment!

Zell- Yeah, great, good luck!

(Walks away. Selphie grabs him by the neck)

Zell- HEY!!! Ok, I'll go!

Rinoa- Ok, we're ready!

??- By judging by the stupidity of your friend, you're not ready.

Zell- Wanna say that in my face!

??- No. =shivers= You're ready! Don't hurt me!

Zell- That's more like it!

?- O.....k, here's your map! You need to get to "Blander Town", cross "Death Field", survive the "Man eating Quarter", and get the sword from "The Questioner"!

Squall- Ok, thanks. Let's go!

(? makes a portal)

?- Here, this is all you need from us!

Zell- What about a hamburger?

Selphie- C'mon Zell!

(They all walk inside the portal)

Rinoa- I wonder how hard this "Man eating Quarter" is!

Squall- Is that all you're worried about?

Rinoa- It could eat my dress!

(Selphie slaps Rinoa)

Rinoa- What was that for?!

Selphie- The only thing you care about is your "expensive" dress and money! Can't you think about your friends for once!

Rinoa- I did! Last month.

Selphie -_-'

Zell- The end! Oh boy, I'm nervous!

Rinoa- Me too, who knows what's out there!

Squall- Well, we can't trun back now.

Selphie- Well, here it goes!

(They reach the end)

Rinoa- Ah! Very bright!

Zell- It's like the we're on the sun, only it doesn't hurt, or burn!

(Zell bumps into Rinoa)

Rinoa- =pushes Zell= Very rude!

Zell- I can't see anyhting!

Squall- What are you guys talking about?

Selphie- Oh, I don't know, maybe the BRIGHT LIGHT!!!!!!

Squall- I don't see anything!

Zell- Really, weird?

Squall- I see a button!

Rinnoa- Well push it smart ass!

(Squall pushes the button)

Rinoa- Ah, I can see again!

Zell- Me too!

Selphie- Weird.

Squall- Wait, I remember something ? said!

?- Remember, licking walls is illegal on other planets!

Squall- No!

?- Guess what I founf in my serantanuestardo today, go on, guess!

Squall- NO!

?- This is all you need!

Squall- NO!! Oh well, nevermind!

Rinoa- Well, let's keep going!

Zell- HEY! I see a sign!

Rinoa- Welcome to Blander Town.

Squall- Well, we're here, let's keep going!

$- Hello! Welcome to Blander town! My name is money!

@- I'm at!

%- Percentage!

#- Number!

!- Happy!

&- I am And!

$- What do you need?

Squall- To get by!

$- Oh, well. You didn't say that!

Zell- Huh?!

Rinoa- Oh no!

Selphie- Oh boy!

Squall- Mommy!

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