Toph's Morning

by A Tearbender

This won't be as funny if you haven't read "160 Things I Will Not Do", but anyways, Toph wakes up to a surpirse.

Disclamer: I own nothing

Disclamer: I own nothing.

Toph had just awakened from sleeping when a large thud was felt to her left. She jumped up, and contemplated her immediate reaction was to threaten, if not destroy, the large object with her Earth-bending powers. Then, she stopped.

"Sokka?" She quietly asked. There was no response. "Is that you Sokka?" Again, the

object was completely silent. Toph began to blush, and was increasingly nervous.

"Sokka, if that isn't you, then make a sound." There was no sound. Toph began smiling, and cried with all her might, "Oh Sokka!" and fell into a sitting position.

Then, slowly but surely, Toph began to inch closer and closer towards this object. When she felt just close enough, she wetted her lips and began her attempt to show Sokka her true feelings.

"Toph, why are you kissing a rock?" Aang asked.

92. Nor is dropping something really really heavy next to Toph