A/N: Yeah, this is only my second fic, so again be sparing, reviews are welcome. Eh, reviews are imperative ;D.

Oh, the title's slightly an inside thing, but still very cute, and yeah. Dedicated to SaaamForLife, you, bro, are pretty damn cool D Without using your computer to start off this fic, and your awesome friendship over these long years, this fic, and where I am today, would not be the same.

Ew guys, I don't know how I got so soppy and sentimental all of a sudden. Sorry about that ^-~

Set after BD obviously, all canon pairings. Perhapsys X3


In the seclusion of the forest.

Nessie Cullen

Renesmee sniffed the air suspiciously, trying for a whiff of Jake's scent. She narrowed her eyes, it was there somewhere, but she wouldn't let Jake give himself away this time, she can't be seen!

Ness crouched beside the trunk of a huge Redwood, scouting the undergrowth around her… Where could he be hiding?

Jacob Black

I watched this perfect porcelain beauty twirl across the forest floor, crouching and sneaking like only a suspicious three year old can. My grip on the tree slipped as the humour of the situation overtook me, I, Jacob Black, hiding up a giant Redwood while a three year old half vampire looks for me. A small chuckle escaped my lips and I froze, looking at Nessie. She was standing stock-still, facing away from my tree. Then, so quickly I only just caught it with my werewolf senses, she span round, the glee in her eyes obvious from the tip of this tree.

"Jacob Black, I found you!" She squealed delightedly

"Psh, whatever, Ness," And then I jumped. Her eyes widened and she tensed ready to run, but it was no use.

I squeezed her tight in my arms, her face bright red with laughter,

"Sorry, who's got who, Nessie?" she giggled,

"You got me, Jakey!" after an uncomfortable silence in which I stared at this gorgeous little girl, she wriggled in my arms, "My turn to hide!" I put her down and she started to run off, but turned, "No peeking!" I rolled my eyes and closed my eyelids tightly, only after whispering,

"Wrong, Ness. You got me."


So this is ridiculously short, and boring/great/terrible? Yes, I'm please to say the chapters do get longer as it goes on, once I develop something interesting to write about (not that I haven't... ^-~) Anyyyway, love to you all, and keep reading! Oh, and I'm writing this little segementy of completely unnecessary wordies that nobody will appreciate (just me, myself, and OCD) herey so it's five hundred words exactly ;)