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"Flashback"

"Talking"

'Thinking'

It Was Only a Kiss!

Chapter One

How he hated that man. That stupid bastard that ruined his life. That moment played through his head constantly, every waking hour. And sleep brought no relief either, for his dreams only replayed that horrible instant, forcing him to relive the sight of that man, drenched in blood and rain, as he cursed him with a plague worse than death.

"Sasuke, my foolish little brother. From this day on you are cursed. Guard your first kiss, for the person that steals your first kiss will be the one who captures your body, mind, and heart, and you'll never be able to escape."

Sasuke inwardly shivered at the memory. What nonsense. How could a kiss possibly have that much power over him? Sasuke had concluded that his brother was simply crazy. And he'd get revenge against that crazy, evil man Itachi, for murdering his family…

And for making him paranoid as fuck!

At first, the deaths of his family had greatly outweighed the supposed "curse" Itachi had put on his younger brother, and Sasuke had dedicated all of his time on becoming better, smarter, and stronger. But his brother's last words to him always echoed in the back of his mind.

It wasn't until the fangirls started showing up that he began to take the curse seriously.

Those girls were loud, annoying, and shallow, and he wanted nothing to do with them! But the damn crazy girls wereall determined to be the first to kiss him, waiting behind trash cans, dropping from the ceiling on top of him, hell, one crazy chick even waited naked in his shower and practically tried to rape him. There was no way he would ever allow himself to fall in love with one of those stupid bitches.

And while he told himself that there was no way that the curse was real, he couldn't help but be cautious. What if it turned out that there was actually truth in what Itachi had done to him? What if some sex hungry, squeaky voiced girl stole his first kiss, and doomed him to be a lovesick puppy for the rest of his life?

No…it was better to be cautious. Although it surely didn't help his mental state at all to be constantly stalked and harassed by the female populous. He'd even adopted the odd habit of sitting with his hands folded firmly in front of his mouth, ensuring that someone would have to first kill him and pry his cold, lifeless hands from his mouth in order to reach his lips.

That was currently the state he was sitting in as he waited for class to begin at the

ninja academy. Today was the day that he would be assigned to a team of two others, another boy, and a girl. He was hardly concerned who the other male member of his group would be, but he would be lying to say he wasn't a bit anxious to find out who the female participant of his group would be. He silently prayed to be someone like that Hyuuga girl, who was one of the few people not in the "Sasuke Fanclub."

Said fanclub was currently squealing and yelling at Naruto, who had taken the seat next to Sasuke. He inwardly sighed as he tried to tune out the blend's arguments with the crazed girls. Honestly, he was as bad as the fangirls.

He was so zoned out, that it took him a moment to notice when Naruto climbed on the desk, glaring at him, only a few inches from his face. Sasuke felt his annoyance grow, and he gave the most heated glare he could muster.

Suddenly the other boy was coming forward, his bright blue eyes going wide. And before he could react, before he could even let out a sound of protest…

Naruto's hot, tanned mouth was pressing firmly against his cool, pale lips in a full, open-mouthed kiss.

He jerked back instantly, shoving the blond off him as he choked and gagged, trying to force the taste of the loud idiot from his tongue and comprehend what the hell had just happened.

His stomach dropped, and his blood went ice cold.

"From this day on you are cursed."

He'd just had his first kiss.

"Guard your first kiss,"

With Uzumaki Naruto.

"For the person that steals your first kiss will be the one who captures your body, mind, and heart,"

The usuratonkachi that annoyed him to no end.

"And you'll never be able to escape."

Somewhere in the far recesses of his mind, Sasuke registered that Naruto was now being beaten to a bloody pulp by rabid fangirls, but all he could do was sit as a sense of doom clouded his thoughts.

But…but there was a chance, wasn't there? That the curse was only the ravings of a mad man? There was no way that he, Uchiha Sasuke, would ever, COULD ever fall in love with a dobe like Naruto!

He stole a glance an the now black and blue boy, sitting a seat down from his, and his heart gave a little lurch, and his stomach became queasy.

'Damn you, Dobe!' Sasuke thought, fighting the urge to slam his head down on the desk and scream curses to the heavens. 'What the hell have you DONE?'

Well that was chapter one! Leave me a review and tell me what you think! XD