Chapter one:
it was a normal day in Biology, or so I thought, when Mr. Banner was teaching a repulsive lesson on the anatomy of both male and female frogs. I shuddered. Edward unfortunately wasn't here, seeing as it was one of those rare sunny days in Forks. So here I was sitting by myself when I realized that my bladder was full. I raised my hand, crossing and uncrossing my legs to keep my bladder from overflowing, thus embarrassing me to no end. after all, I had the bladder of a newborn kitten!
"yes, Ms. swan?" Mr. banner asked indifferently. heat flooded to my cheeks as every student in the class twisted around in their seats to look at me, expecting me to do something ridiculous, I suppose.
"can I use the bathroom? I really need to go", I very nearly shouted, trying desperately to hold in my desire to pee my pants. "seeing as you can't wait till the lesson is over, you may go to the bathroom", Mr. banner said flatly, turning back to the board.
"do you need help finding the bathroom?" mike asked me. I rolled my eyes and stood up out of my seat. "no mike. I can find it just fine, thank you", I said in annoyance. mike sulked down in his seat and pouted, his arms crossed tightly across his lanky chest.
as usual I tripped over my own two feet, causing jessica stanley to look at me. I groaned. uh-oh...and the talking begins. "are you okay?" she asked, smiling at me like a retarted little kid. I stood up and brushed off my clothes. "yeah, I'm fine. just peachy", I grumbled. only she didn't stop there. she started talking a mile a minute. "are you sure? because I could take you to the nurse to get examined to see if you have any broken ribs or bones..." her voice trailed off as I put up my hand to silence her.
beside me, lauren laughed and snorted like the disgusting pig she was.
I glared at her before turning to jessica, who was still grinning from ear to ear like an idiot. "I'm fine really. please don't ask me again...please", I said to her. she nodded and kept her mouth shut for once. thank the lord! I was beginning to think that she didn't have an off button.
admittedly, I tripped again and fell flat on my face while I was trying to walk out the classroom. I cursed under my breath. damn me and my clumsiness!
ten minutes later:
I was done using the bathroom and was heading back to Biology when I caught sight of the new soda machine that had been installed just a few days ago. Because my throat was dry and I had money, I bought a couple sodas that were either called monster or suicidal. I wasn't one to drink sodas that had large amounts of sugar in them but I was so thirsty that I gulped both down three sodas in five gulps.
I knew it was unhealthy to drink so much sugar but I didn't care. I bought three more sodas. after I drunk my seventh soda I began to feel dizzy but underneath that I was beginning to feel brave, like I could do anything I please.
some part of my brain kept telling that this was the reaction I got from drinking so much caffeine and that I should stop drinking them otherwise I would get very crazy. I ignored. which was a bad idea. a very bad idea.
A half hour later:
"isabella marie swan, you get back here this minute!' Mr. burger, the security guard called after me. I giggled and threw an empty can of soda carelessly behind me as I ran from the security guard that was chasing me down.
in my arms I held at least eight sodas, every minute or so drinking one after the other. the sugar rush geared up in me head as I drank them like there was no tommorrow.
"I'm warning you, young lady! you get back here right now!" Mr. burgers voice boomed down the hallway. I giggled uncontrollably and yelled "come on old man! catch me if you can!"
this is stupid bella! stop acting this way! it's not right!
the sane part of my brain pleaded. I popped open another soda and drunk it, the sugar from it washing away the pleading voices in my head. I laughed maniacally as I rounded a corner to another hallway on the second floor and looked behind me. the security guard was gaining on me!
I let out a blood curdling scream and started to yell "Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! it's rape, I tell you! sexual abuse! I've been violated, I tell you! violated!"
"awww hell no! hell no!" Mr. burger shouted. "I don't have to take this bullshit! I don't get paid enough for this shit!"
I stopped running that time and was watching Mr. burger throw a fit and cursing out the principal and all the teachers. I couldn't take it anymore. I dropped the sodas and doubled over in laughter, gasping for air when I was finally finshed. Mr. burgers expression was priceless as it turned from pink to red to dark purple.
"you think this is funny! huh? do you?!" he growled at me, giving me a death glare that Edward could have easily topped. That only made me laugh harder. The only thing that I managed to say was "I don't take orders from the man!" and then I laughed so hard that my face turned red and I thought my intestines were going to burst.
What happened after that--I don't know, for I threw up on the floor and
fainted...
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