Acting!
by Star Wars nut
Disclaimer: I don't own Eragon, Eldest, or Bionicle. But I do own myself and my shiny lightsaber!
Chapter 1
Eragon fell flat on his face. He looked around. He was in a big room filled with chairs. There was a large stage at one end. Saphira! Eragon called. Nothing happened. He was on the verge of panicking when a figure stepped out of the shadows. She looked about 13 years old, was dressed in jeans and a T-shirt, and had what looked like a metallic cup hanging from her belt loop.
"Greetings, Eragon Shadeslayer," she said, "I'm Star Wars nut, and I'll be your play director," for some reason, this statement sounded vaugely threating. "Brisinger!" Eragon shouted, and a blast of fire zoomed through the air toward the strange girl. She smiled, and a chair flew in front of her. Therefore, the chair caught fire instead of her.
"Nice try, Shadeslayer," Star Wars nut said, "I'm a Jedi. It'll take more than that to stop me. Now, if I were you, I would sit down like a nice little Rider and listen to me." Eragon didn't move. Whoever this evil person was, he wasn't going to listen to one word she had to say. When the Jedi saw that Eragon wasn't moving, she looked him in the eyes, waved her hand, and said, "You want to sit down." "I want to sit down," Eragon said, sitting down in one of the chairs. Star Wars nut smiled, "There," she said, "That's better. Now listen," she used the Force to pin Eragon to his chair and continued, "You are trapped in here. The only way to get out is to do what I want you to do." She paused for this statement to sink in. Eragon wondered what this evil girl wanted with him. Was she some kind of agent of the Empire?
"I made a bet with my friend that I could put on a play, based on a movie, with Eragon characters," Star Wars nut said. What was this girl talking about? At this point, he decided that she was insane. She continued, "The movie I have picked is Bionicle: Mask of Light. So, what do you say?" Eragon said, "I'll never do your will, you twisted freak!" Star Wars nut shook her finger. "Bad Erry!" she said, "Now I have to go all Jedi on you!" She grabbed the thing hanging from her belt loop and pressed a button. A Burst of lavender-colored light shot out of it. The light was now in the shape of a sword blade. She held it up to Eragon's neck. "Do you still refuse?" she asked, menaceingly.
There was a moment of silence. Then Eragon nodded and said, "I'll do what you say." The Jedi smiled. "I thought you'd agree. I personally think you'll love the story. Since I'm assumeing you've never heard of it, here's a script. Look through it while I round up some more actors and actresses." With that, she left the room, leaving Eragon with nothing but a script.
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