Prologue
Psssttt!
You! Yeah you!
Did you know? One Piece is the best!
Ehh? He-HEY! Don't just walk away! Let's talk about it! Also, I have a story to tell. Wanna hear about it?
It's a story about a not-so-normal teen who loves One Piece. He's an outcast of the world for his origin. Because of the discrimination of his world, it transferred him somewhere else.
Though who would've though…
The guy had a big potential on him…
Just like his father…
[Harsh Things Are Sometimes a Sign of Good Luck]
Today was really a very harsh day, a really harsh one. For me at least. If you ask why, it's because ALL ANIME SHOPS ARE CLOSE WTH!
Okay, okay. I know this aint some freaky coincidence. I bet the guys on OC are making pranks on me. And I'm pretty sure it's Kinn. It's definitely Kinn. He's the only person who would do an expensive prank on me. Damned rich people!
"Argh! Wait till I get ya Kinn! I'm going to make sure you'll regret this! Remember that!" then I felt a distant laughter somewhere in this world. That demonic spawn!
"God please, PLEASE! Give me a sign that you still care for me!" then a large *clank was heard behind me that made me look. At my back, there was an alley which had the aura 'come-here-and-you're-gonna-get-screwed'. Due to my very adventurous antics and love of nature (lolz, idk how this one is related), I stupidly walked towards it ignoring all of my instincts like 'Nuuuhhh! Don't go! You'll Dieee!' and 'Look! Just look at that!'. Yerp, I'm pretty sure my own body is angry at me.
'Disappear!'
'Go away!'
'You are not fit of this world!'
Voices started to flood the alley as I walk. I ignored them knowing about my sickness but I have doubt that it was my minds illusion.
"If I'm not fit to live in this world… Then why was I born in the first place?" I spoke with a dead serious tone that silenced the voices around me
"Che! So even the world itself makes its mistakes huh?" then whispers started to replace the silence that was getting louder and louder. But I just continued as if nothing was happening. I've been through hell so this kind of things won't scare me that much, not anymore…
"You have reach the end…" I stopped when a woman in green spoke while leaning at the rotten wooden wall
"Soooo, all of those voices was true huh? I guess I don't need addition on my dosage anymore. Hehehe!" I gave her a warm smile that made the lady form a sorrowful from
"You my child is nice and pure…" she pointed at me with her green painted nails sticking out "…but the one who help your existence did a very grave sin towards this very world." I gave her a questioning look about that.
Yes, I know that my father is a somewhat criminal king in this world. I heard he suddenly disappeared after he burned the center of the Amazon forest for no reason. Buuuttt, it's not like I care anyway. But what I'm confused about is that the hate was passed to me. Damn you old geezer!
"Sooo, for short, you're telling me I'm an eyesore and I have to be rid of this society?" she twitched but then nodded in agreement. Wow, what a nice pursuer. But I'm not buying it.
"Then, why don't we settle this in a fight. You want me dead right? At least defeat me!" then I gave her my infamous 'over-my-dead-body' grin. She just started at me and slowly curled her finger upward. Is that a sign to attack? It doesn't look like it. But before I could do anything, a strange unknown force pulled me away from her in an instant and seemed to suck me into a dark void.
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"Huh..?" I looked around me and saw nothing but darkness.
Am I dead? Or is this just a dream?
I pinched my chin HARD to clear my suspicion but it seemed like I overdid it.
"Yep, I think I'm really dead. That woman was really strong! I like her!" I laughed until I heard footsteps from behind. Wait. Footsteps?
"Who's there? Death is that you? Did you decide to take me to hell? No please! At least let me go into an adventure! I want ADVENTURE!" I demanded like a little kid and started making whining sound that made the seemed-to-be-death person
"Oh no, I am not death." Then I stopped whining "But you can call me Uni (pronounced as Yuni)…" I scratched my head and gave him a confused look.
"Ummm, ok, Uni~san? Where am I?" then a hand found itself on my shoulder that made me instinctively pull it towards me left side and kick the unknown person's stomach. Realizing what I did, I let him go and bowed down in a repeating motion
"I am so sorry! That was mere reflex!" he chuckled and patted my head that made me flinch. If it wasn't the darkness, my body wouldn't have automatically gone defense mode.
"Hahahahahaha! Don't worry there kid! I'm not that weak! But you do give a good kick!" I laughed together with him till our laugher died down
"Ha! I like you already Uni~san! Anyway, where am I? Did my ass got kicked by Green Lady?" he patted my back with a little force that startled me a little
"Geez, the pretty old woman didn't introduce herself? Oh well! But by the way, You are going to an adventure!" My eyes sparkled in excitement that was totally felt by him
"Really?! Where? Where?!" he made his geezer laugh and flicked his fingers that made me feel like I was falling
"Enjoy your time little kid! You can stay there as long as you want! Not unless you get killed. Hahahahahahaha!" then everything went blurry and made me lose consciousness.
-twohourslater-
"Pssst..!" somehow, a very familiar voice called out in front of me that made me twitch. I groaned in annoyance and shifted myself to a better position. I felt a finger poke directly to my skin that made me grumble even more
"Grrr…! Asdsdfdfga, Maria stahp. Nuuhhh! I don't want to go yet… Stahp, STAHP!" I flipped all my covers in irritation and faced the offending person. He gave a a confused look that made me glare at him even more. Learning that it was just Luffy, I went back to bed even though I feel cold without my clothes.
Hey, wait a minute.
Yeah, I know, there's something really fishy.
Yeah, yah, let me analyze it first.
Luffy
No Clothes
Uni
Green Lady
Adventure
Wait… WAIT A MINUTE
"I AM NAKED?!" I shot my eyes open to look at my poor exposed body and hugged myself to hide the remaining chastity I have (if taken). Luffy roared in laughter that made me glare at him again
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME YOU STUPID MONKEY?!"
"WHY ARE YOU INSULTING MONKEYS?!" he shouted back at me that made me raise a brow
"So, are you telling me that you are the insult?" he looked at me speechless at the moment. He tried to open his mouth but no words were formed that made us silent the whole 10 minutes.
"Ummm… Just forget about that and tell me where are my clothes…" he nodded and stayed silent while pointed at the wet hoodie leather coat that seemed to be ripped to pieces.
At first I was like =_=
then I was like ?_?
but In the moment of realization
O_O
"NUUUUHHH! MY BLUE HOODIE! MY FAVORITE ONE TOO!" I started weeping at the edge of the bed ignoring everything even the monkey and the banana head that just entered with some clothes with him.
"Oi, stop shouting you shitty—" he stopped and processed for a while "…free-loader"
"So you took 2 minutes of your time just to find something that you would call me? Ridiculous! In 10 seconds I could think of stupid names for you Banana head!" his brow twitched that made me smirk wide. Naming war in 3.. 2.. 1..
"Who are you calling Banana head you stupid mushroom head!" a vein popped in my head
"Mushroom head? Really? Look at your eyebrows! They're so swirly and shit! No wonder why no ladies in this place will like you, you stuuuupid curly tops!"
"Che! Did I hurt that fungus head of yours?"
"Oh no! My eyes just hurt from looking at your brow hypnotism! You're trying to get the entire woman with that, right? Think again! It look damn awful you perverted blondie!"
"So you have a problem with blonds now, huh?! Look at you! You're face can't even be seen!"
"I just like my hair this way! And besides, I look more like him if I fix it! And I hate his face!"
"Ehhh….? So you HAVE a facial problem? POOR you, I can FIX that for you."
"Sorry but I don't need fixing you stupid CURLY. My face is waaaayyy more better than having no LUCK with LADIES at all!" then a large cracking sound of lightning became the background of our scene
"I dislike you…" Curly said with a restraining smile on his face
"I loathe you…" then the air tensed up making the scene more serious. A little more push then I could-
"I'm hungry…" we looked at the person who wore his pout that made us both sigh
"Go get it in the kitchen you shitty rubber…" he lit his smoke and threw the clothes to me "…wear that for a while…" then he exited with a cool demeanor
"I'm hungry~!" he whined that made me look at him
"Then go to your kitchen. It's not like I am the captain here." He looked at me with 'the-look'
"But I want to watch you~" he puffed his cheeks that made me confused. Watch me? Is this his new entertainment?
"Fine, I'll go with you once I'm done changing…" his eyes shown with delight that made me sweat drop "So get out before I kick your ass out…" he smiled at me childishly
"It's okay! I was the one who stripped you!"
Volcano eruption in three… two… one…
*BANG! BANGBANG CRASHHH! FWOSSSHHH BLAG DUB DUB SPLASH!*
And that's the start of my day inside this inescapable dream
"DAMN YOU MONKEY! YOU SHOULD'VE JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" I screamed in embarrassment with crimson shades on my face
Or… That's what I thought…
-tobecontinued-
Oh, hello! How was the story? I wish I did good! Anyway please leave a review for me to know your opinions or suggestions! Thank for reading!
-nextup-
'Nee, Ittou-kun. Never be surprised at anything. Because if you show any weakness to the world, it will probably devour you…'
'My name is Ittou SkyWanderer, a uhhh- a wandering adventurer?'
'KiteWarerder! Be my nakama!'
"It's SkyWanderer you freak!"
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