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Chapter One: Getting to know each other:
Dr. Rafiya: So how has everyone's day been?
Jekyll: Sublime, thank you very much.
Hyde: Shut up.
Phantom/ Erik: ...
Sweeney: (plays with his shaving knives)
The Beast: Why are we here again?
Dr. Rafiya: You are here because, all of y'all have some serious issues you need to take care of.
Frollo: I am guiltless!
The Beast: Yeah, I didn't even kill anyone.
Dr. Rafiya: Yes... But you have potential.
Javert: Neither did I.
Dr. Rafiya: You both have potiental.
Hyde, The Phantom, Sweeney Todd, and Frollo: Neither did w- oh wait...
Dr. Rafiya: Yeah... so before we do anything else, we should get to know each other, don't you think?
(Silence)
Dr. Rafiya: Let's start with you... masked guy, with the Indiana Jones hat.
Phantom: Why did you call me that? You used to live with me.
Everyone: (creepy side-ways stare)
Dr. Rafiya: Not like that... that was years ago... Now back to the subject: What's your name?
Phantom: I don't see the point in this...
Dr. Rafiya: Just say it!
Phantom: My name is Erik.
Dr. Rafiya: Good... and you, yeah, you on the left, Edward Scissorhands, pay attention.
Sweeney: It's Sweeney Todd. Thank you very much...
Dr. Rafiya: Yeah, I know who you are, I know who all of y'all are.
Frollo: Then why ask us?
Dr. Rafiya: Because the idea was to get you guys to get to know each other but since that's obviously not working (pulls out a ball) we're gonna play a game.
Frollo: I do not understand why I must be here, among this squall of pagans, monsters, and the dregs of human life.
Sweeney: At least I don't wear a dress!
Frollo: It's a robe, not a dress, you imbecile!
Sweeney: (getting really angry) Who ya calling im-
Dr. Rafiya: (steps between them) I really don't think that this is necessary- (takes Sweeeney's knives) I think that 'these' (holds them up) won't be helping you. Now back to our game-
Frollo: Games? I have no time for games, gypsy.
Dr. Rafiya: One: Rascist. Two: Yes, we're playing a game. This should help you guys get to know each other. Now each of you guys will throw the ball at someone, and say their name while doing so. Now the point of this is to quickly memorize each others names. Okay?
Hyde: This is so stupid.
Jekyll: I think its a splendid idea.
Hyde: Shut up!
Jekyll: No, you shut up!
Javert: And they thought I had problems...
The Beast: Does he count as one person or two?
Dr. Rafiya: One. Now let's start. (throws the ball to the Phantom) Erik.
Erik: This is stupid.
Dr. Rafiya: Just throw it!
Erik: (throws it to the Beast) Chewbacca.
Beast: Hey!
Dr. Rafiya: Just please keep going.
Beast: (throws it to Frollo) Dress mess.
Frollo: (lets the ball roll past him)
Dr. Rafiya: What did you do that for?
Frollo: (crosses arms) I refuse to touch something that was handled by a monster.
Dr. Rafiya: (duct-tapes his mouth shut) This should fix some stuff.
Frollo: Mhhh-hunhhh!
Hyde: (picks up ball, and pegs Sweeney with it)
Sweeney: What was that for?
Jekyll: I am truly sorr-
Hyde: Can we do that again?
Dr. Rafiya: No! Just throw the blasted ball!
Frollo: Hmmhhhuunnnhhh!
Dr. Rafiya: I give up.
Christine: He's everywhere! (starts rocking back and forth in fetal position)
Johanna: (hugs her) I know... I know...
Emma: I can't believe he cheated on me...
Lucy: (tying to cut herself with printer paper) Nothing's worth it.
Belle and Fantine: I know, right...(mimic her)
(All start wailing)
Esmerelda: What a bunch of hot messes... (blows bubble gum and starts texting)
Dr. Rafiya: (walks in) Oh my Lord. I leave for five minutes, and this happens...
Belle: I'm never gonna see my Papa again! (starts bawling into her apron) And the clock won't stop complaining.
Dr. Rafiya: (takes all the paper away) I think that this won't help the situation. (rips it up)
Everyone: NO!
Dr. Rafiya: Now let's all calm down... and let us begin.
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