"Don't tell your mum, but…" Arthur Weasley said those words to each of his children at least once in their lives, followed by a story of a mishap he faced or caused, or advice he gave them while taking care of his children at some point in their life. Here are these stories.
Bill:
"Don't tell your mum, but when you came home for Charlie's wedding, I was the one who convinced your mum to give you a haircut."
Charlie:
"Don't tell your mum, but I was the one to call the Quidditch scout to some of your Hogwarts games."
Percy:
"Don't tell your mum, but when you were three, you picked up some Muggle Batthrees I had been examining, and put one in your mouth. It shocked you and your magic flared up and nearly blew up the barn."
Fred and George:
"Don't tell your mum, but I've arranged for you two to take your N.E.W.T.s at the Ministry on Friday."
Ron:
"Don't tell your mum, but when you were two years old, there was one time where you absolutely would not stop crying. I tried absolutely everything to get you to stop crying, but you just wouldn't. Eventually I just got so fed up that I yelled "Bastard" in your face. Right after, you stopped crying. Just like that!"
Ginny:
"Don't tell your mum, but whenever your brothers excluded you from playing Quidditch, I purposely left the Broomshed unlocked so you could sneak out and practice flying."
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If people want to see more, perhaps a next-gen type thing like this, just leave a review asking for it, I can't guarantee that I'll do it, but if enough people ask, I probably will.
~Creelluka