Harry and Ginny were very much in love. Passionately and intensely. Then she arrived. Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way. And their love was ruined.
Blaine and Kurt were perfect in every way. The very picture of a story book romance. Until, that is, he arrived. Harry Potter strutted onto the scene like a goddamn super model god. And their chapter ended.
Dean and Cas were inseparable. Cas loved Dean with all his tiny angel heart and Dean loved him just as much. Insert him. Blaine Anderson- the sex hurricane. And that, as they say, was that.
Allen and Kanda were happy- in their own angry way. Their angry sex was something of legend. But then, along he came. Dean Motherfucking Winchester swooped into town. And their legacy crumbled.
Ron and Hermione were amazing, thank you very much. There was nothing that could tear them apart. Except for him. Yu Kanda- that pretty boy motherfucker. And they tore.
Tara and Willow were love incarnate. Everything with them was beautiful and nothing hurt. However, she had something to say about that. Hermione Granger, witch extraordinaire. And everything hurt.
Draco and Ebony were frecking amazing, you preps. Lyk, so hawt. Then that betch showed up. Tara Maclay- gentle and perfect. And everyfang sux.
The end.