that she was waiting for. The sad man faces on the walls wailed incessantly. Suddenly, she heard the heavy footsteps coming up the stairs. She turned around and saw his face eagerly waiting for her to make the first move. He came up to her and said, "Let's do it."
The bed was laced with incense, candles, and warm fragrances from beyond the pale. A warmth was spreading itself into her abdomen at the sight of it. Her hands snaked their way into his arms to provide her some comfort. Then they found themselves undoing the buttons on his boots all the way to his vest, exposing his various male anatomy. She made noises as his hands now did the same, letting her most sensitive parts spill out into open view. He could not wait any longer as he kissed her neck multiple times. She was nervous as, despite having had sex before, she was still a virgin. Suddenly he thrust inside her in a way that was not painful at all but actually really good. It was because his using object was longer than most mans, a full footlong of salami, cheese, and lettuce, with a slight spattering of mayo. The bed began to shake violently as they continued the human mating dance with much innings and outings and foul plays. Then she knew that she was coming, and she came so amazingly that the whole room was drenched with delicious maple syrup. This caused him to come as well, filling her with so much cream that she could legally be packaged and sold as a Twinkie. They both collapsed, exhausted, onto the bed.
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