Title: E/O Challenge - Today's Lesson
Author: Laedie Duske
Disclaimer: Don't own, sad for me.
Word Count: 100 exactly
Warnings: Is vulgar language a warning?
Spoilers: None
Featured Word: Slip - Happy Birthday to the super-sweet Dizzo! I may have a little something more up my sleeve for you soon. ;-)
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Dean felt like his chest was being crushed in a vice. Slowly. He shifted on the bed, slipping a hand up under his shirt to rub his aching chest, groaning.
Sam looked up from his computer. "And what've we learned Dean?"
"Screw you Sam," Dean wheezed.
"No Dean, not even close. Today's lesson was 'do not ask a witch how she manages to breathe with those gigantic stripper tits'. I'm not surprised she cursed you before we could finish her off."
"Shuddup...and fin'a way...to break th'curse," Dean managed on shallow breaths.
"Lucky she didn't give you stripper tits," Sam muttered.