Me: Gomen to all! I myself was also sad since I deleted this fic before but here it is! Anyways, I tried to make it better than before so yeah. Without further ado, to the story!

BTW, thanks for ninetailsgirl94 for making me remember what's this about.

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR!

A Snake, A Monkey and A Mink

Prologue

A hooded illusionist stubbornly stood where she was standing. Seven people were gathered around her and they seem to giving up.

"Viper, what can we do just so you can come with us?" The person directly in front of Viper asked.

"Give me 100,000 Euros then I'll come." Viper negotiated. More of forced actually.

"Come on, Luce, just give it to her." The person next to Luce said. "You know, so we can go now."

"Fine…" Luce caved in and she gave half of the amount.

"This is only 50,000 Euros." Viper stated as she counted the wad of cash.

"I'll withdraw from my bank account." Luce countered.

"Better pay it soon." Viper huffed as she rode the car behind them.

Luce just sighed as she and the others rode the car. Why does Viper have to rely on money the whole time? Well, if she didn't then that wouldn't be Viper. Luce noticed that Viper still complained silently.

"Viper, come on." Luce tried to convince the illusionist. "Treat it as a vacation from the Varia."

"Fine…" Viper slumped backward.

Minutes later, they arrived at a park named Melone Base. Seriously, who would name a park after the fruit named melon? Well, the owner of the park does. Viper sighed at the weird name. Not like they also have weird names. Want to know why?

Viper's name came from the snake, viper. Luce's name means light in Italian. Reborn's, the greatest hitman alive, name means being born again. Colonnello's, a former COMSUBIN member, name means colonel in Italian. Verde's, the said Da Vinci's Reincarnation, name means green in Italian. Skull's, the person hated by the Grim Reaper himself, name means the bone of the head. Lal Mirch, the former leader of COMSUBIN and Colonnello's former teacher, sadly did not state the meaning of her name.

Viper sighed as she sat on a bench while the others did their own things. Reborn, being his trigger-happy sadist personality, started to order Skull, so as Colonnello.

"Hey, lackey, get me some espresso." Reborn ordered, pointing his chameleon-morphed-to-a-gun at Skull.

"Get me some sports drink, kora." Colonnello joined Reborn.

"Skull, can you please get me some water?" Luce politely asked.

"Get me some water too, Skull." Verde said, not even looking up from the blueprints he was reading.

"Sports drink for me please, Skull." Lal said with crossed arms.

"Strawberry milk for me please." Viper said, not looking up from counting her money.

"E-Eh!?" Skull protested but caved in. "Fine…"

Skull left to get their drinks and Viper heard a familiar voice. Viper kept her money and stood up. She took out what seems like a roll of tissue and took a piece. She muttered 'Thoughtography' and a purple light engulfed the hooded illusionist. Viper sneezed some mucus on the piece of tissue and it started forming to a map. The map revealed the location of the people she wanted to find.

To vent her anger out, Viper threw the pitiful piece of tissue at the nearest trash can and turned around, facing the bushes.

"Get out of your hiding place, you fallen prince." Viper ordered.

"Ushishishi, the prince will not follow a peasant's request." The person behind the bush Viper was glaring at said. "Because I'm a prince."

"Dammit!" Viper growled as she created an illusion of tentacles, ready to strangle Belphegor. "Get out of that damned bush, now!"

"Ushishishi, the prince will do what he wants." Bel said.

"That's it, you stupid fallen prince!" Viper seethed, making more illusions of tentacles. "Get the hell out of that bush or else!"

"Or else what?" Bel challenged, making Viper smirk.

"Or else this!"

Viper ordered the illusionary tentacles to strangle Bel by the neck. Then, the tentacles shot out of the bush, strangling Bel. The others just laughed on how funny Bel looked. Next, Viper cancelled the illusion, much to Bel's relief.

"Ushishishi, Mammy-chan escaped the prince's clutches." Bel stated.

"You think that was enough?" Viper asked only to receive a laugh from the blonde prince.

Suddenly, Bel doubled over and clutched his stomach. It seems like Viper casted an illusion of the stomach cramps females get once a month.

"Ushishishi… SHI!" Bel laughed, only the last word he said was shouted because of the sudden pain. His Chesire grin seemed to be strained a bit too. "Mammy…CHAN!... has TO!... come back…to VARIA!"

Almost every word the blonde prince said seemed to be in pain. Viper laughed and Luce started to pity Bel. She wondered how destructive the Varia fights.

"Viper, I think Bel had enough of your so-called 'torture'." Luce said, while patting the laughing hooded illusionist at the back.

"What?" Viper snapped out of her witchy laugh and faced Luce.

"I said you can stop Bel's torture now." Luce repeated.

"Oh, how long did make him like that?" Viper asked innocently as she pointed towards the rolling Bel.

"About 30 minutes." Verde answered.

"Really?" Viper blinked her eyes and cancelled the illusion.

Bel released some air and suddenly, a homosexual guy popped out of the bush Bel was formerly hiding in. He hugged Viper and Bel until they turned tinge blue.

"Luss…uria… can't… breath…" Viper choked out.

"Huh? Oh." Lussuria released them and said, "Come on, you two, Boss is getting mad."

"Pay me 200,000,000 Euros." Viper stated monotonously.

"Ushishishi, the prince will not go." Bel said.

"Why not?" Lussuria pouted, homosexual way. "Boss will kill you."

"He'll go to hell before that." Viper countered monotonously.

"The prince will do what he wants." Bel countered also.

"VOOOI! Where the hell are you, trash!?" An annoyed voice, coming from a woman.

Wait, what? A woman with a manly voice? How's that possible? The people present turned to source to find a woman-ahem- man with a long silver hair. Viper groaned and pleaded Luce for help.

"Alright, alright, Varia, may I ask what you are doing here?" Luce asked politely.

"We need Mammon back at the HQ." Lussuria answered as he started dragging Viper away.

"But we also need Viper here." Luce shot back, pulling Viper towards her side.

"But our Boss will get angry." Lussuria stated, pulling the hooded illusionist towards the Varia's side.

"So, we have an important meeting as an Arcobaleno." Luce informed, trying to get Viper back to the Arcobaleno's side.

"VOOOI! Hurry up!" The woman/man shouted.

"Shut up, Squalo!" Viper hissed.

"Trash, what takes you so long just to get another trash?" A threatening voice asked.

The Varia and the Arcobaleno turned to the source and the Varia paled, including Viper. Standing there was a perverted looking guy and scar faced guy. The scar faced guy locked his gaze to Viper, who just turned white as paper.

"Trash, what are they doing here?" The scar faced guy asked.

"A-Ah…" Viper looked at Luce with pleading eyes not to answer harshly but Luce answered anyways.

"We're here because we are to meet someone new to the Arcobaleno." Luce answered. "Is there a problem, Xanxus?"

"The trash is coming with us, trash." Xanxus ordered. "Levi get her."

"Hai, Boss." Levi obeyed and helped Lussuria get Viper.

"Oh, no you don't!" Lal shouted as she helped Luce get Viper back.

"She belongs to us!" Lussuria shouted as he and Levi pulled Viper to their side. "Squalo, Bel, a little help please?"

"Reborn, Colonnello, Verde, help!" Luce pleaded as she and Lal tried to hold on Viper, who was slipping away.

Soon, everyone was involved in a tug of war with Viper as their rope… except for Xanxus though. He would never join 'a game for trash'. Fortunately for Viper, the new addition of the Arcobaleno came.

"Hello, good morning." The new person said with a heavy Chinese accent. "May I know what you are doing?"

"Fon, over here!" Rebron shouted, whilst trying to pull Viper. "Help us here!"

"Oh, sure-" Fon was interrupted by a knife he skillfully dodged. "Who threw that?"

"Ushishishishi, is this the new addition the Arcobaleno are talking about?" Bel asked.

"Yes, I am. Is there a problem?" Fon answered. "It seemed like you're fighting over someone."

"Basically, they are but it costs you 900,000 Euros to get the information." Viper informed even though she was in the middle of tearing apart.

"Oh, I'll withdraw from my savings later." Fon said with a smile. "Then, I'll give it to you afterwards."

Viper nodded and she started telling the Chinese man the whole story. Then, Fon locked his gaze to Belphegor.

"I see." Fon nodded his head. "It seems like this Bel you are talking about is major cause."

"Ushishishi, the prince is being pointed at by a peasant." Bel's chesire-like grin grew wider, if that was possible. "Are you jealous?"

"No, I am not." Fon answered. "It just seems wrong that you do not give the freedom of a fellow assassin."

"Ushishishi, I will not give you Mammy-chan." Bel laughed, knife glinting."She belongs to the Varia."

"No, I believe she belongs to the Arcobaleno." Fon frowned at the thought.

"Ushishishishi, are implying something?" Bel asked. "The prince demands an answer."

Bel threw a knife, which Fon skillfully dodged. Then, another tug of war ensued. Finally, Viper snapped and released an army of illusionary tentacles. But that didn't stop the fight between the Varia and the Arcobaleno. Let's just say that Luce and Lussuria fought over who's a better guardian to Viper, Colonnello, Reborn, Lal, Levi, Squalo and occasionally Xanxus fought over what group Viper belongs, and lastly.

Viper's illusions strangled Bel, while Fon decided to have a cup of oolong tea on a bench since he was tired from his long flight from China to Italy. In other words, what Skull saw when he returned, don't forget about the manager of the park, was bloody murder.

Okay, I hope that's good enough. It is longer too. Anyways, next time! Ciao.

BTW, feel free to send some ideas and suggestions!

~Kyubiko~