Sailor Moon's Mammoth Christmas adventure.
Author's note: With Christmas coming in less than 2 weeks, I've decided to post this story that I wrote two or three years ago. It's a christmas special in the "Sailor Moon Continuum" Universe, with most of the characters in it. Unfortunately, Cloud and his gang don't make any appearences here.
Not that I own anything here anyway. This is mainly based on the Ice Age Mammoth Christmas, which, along with Shrek the Halls, had become another one of my favorite christmas specials. (My other favorite specials are the Mickey Mouse christmas films, and Pikachu's winter Vacation).
Chapter one: Stu's Santa's naughty List rumor.
On the day before Christmas, all through out the mountain, past the Snow Cat, not a creature crept, except for a Scrat. Scrat, the Ice Age Squirral, sneaked into the forest full of Snow, hiding behind rocks, creeping closer. Popped out of the snow, and smiled in delight, as a Snow-Beaver(Or whatever) was placing a Nut on her Christmas set, before walking away. Having his love for Nuts(Not to mention the previous bad luck he had for his whole life), Scrat sneaked up, placing the Nut in his mouth, before tip-toing away. As he walked off, he smiled in more delight, and dashed off.
Digging under the snow, Scrat placed himself in a snow man, where three Acorns were placed as buttons, and took them as well, before scattering off. Dancing on the vine with tons of acrons, Scrat took them as well. All of this was done without anyone noticing.
A little while later, Scrat was pulling a bark of wood full of Acorns with all his might. But he didn't look where he was going and he fell off a small cliff, hanging onto the vine. To make things worse, all of the Acorns broke free from the tied up vines and rolled away, much to Scrat's horror, as he tried to reach out for his prizes, but due to his waight, he fell off, with the bark falling onto him on the side, as he yelped in pain, before falling into unconsciousness for a moment. More bad luck for the Scrat.
Now it's time to get on with the main story with the main characters.
Meanwhile, Ash Ketchum, Darien, Manny the Mammoth, and Shrek the Orge, along with Brock were pushing a fairly big ball of rock that was coloured like a giant Christmas decoration towards the Ice Age village hall where everyone, animals and the rest of the Sailor Team were busy decorating for Christmas.
It was a special Christmas this year, as not only Manny and his ice age herd were celebrating their first Christmas, but they and the rest of the Sailor Team are waiting for special friends to arrive for the biggest Christmas celebration in their lives. The Sailor Scouts' relatives were also invited, so it was going to be a very special moment for our heroes.
Once the five males got the Rock into centre, Ash called out, "Okay, we got it." feeling exhausted. Serena, Princess Fiona, and Ellie noticed this, and gasped in awe.
"Hey, is that the Christmas Rock?" Serena asked, as she and her sister-in-law and friend approuched the others. While Brock, Ash, and Darien panted, Shrek replied, "Just got 'er out of storage. I wanted to suprise the babies." as he noticed Farkle and Fergus running around playing with Dil, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, and Kimi, he noticed that Felica was missing.
"Where is our sweet little angel?" Shrek asked. Suddenly, a snow ball hits the side of his face. Surprised, he turned to the left, and saw his saidd daughter jumping and sliding down as she called out in full english, "INCOMING!" and as she landed, she accidently knocked Fiona, Serena and Shrek onto the ground.
"There's your sweet little angel." Serena replied dead-flat and slightly annoyed, while Shrek and Fiona smiled in embarrassment.
"Sorry Dad!" Felica called as she slightly turned her head. Apparently, she was playing snowball fight with Peaches, Crash and Eddie.
"Wahoo! It's on!" Eddie called out. Crash and Eddie were on one team while Felica and Peaches were on the other. The girls dodged the boys' snow attacks, and Felica joked, "You guys need to chill out!" and as if on cue, Peaches stucked snow into her trunk, and then fired, covering the twins before they could react, and they were briefly frozen. Peaches and Felica high-fived.
"Felica!" Fiona called. Felica and Peaches looked, and gasped in awe. Felica skipped and hopped towards the 'Christmas rock' happily as she squealed, "The Christmas Rock! I love it, I love it, I love it!" and she went up to kiss it, as Shrek tried to warn her not it as she'll get stuck...but she already kissed and couldn't get off.
"Oh, too late." Shrek mumbled, as his daughter couldn't get free.
"I'm stuck." Felica mumbled. Thankfully, her father pulled her off gentley, placed her on top of the rock as her two brothers approuched in awe, while Shrek explained smiling, "This is the same Christmas Rock I found when I was kid. It's been an Ogre tradition for many generations."
Fiona smiled and added, "Tonight, when Santa comes by, he'll see this rock and know that very special three children live here." hugging Felica who hugged her back.
Ash then smirked, and decided to have fun. He then cleared his throat, and began to sing:
"~Oh Christmas Rock, Oh Christmas rock," as he sang, Serena, Felica, Fiona, Ellie, Shrek, Manny, and the others all sighed in annoyance for Ash's foolishness.
"You're thirty tons of Granit! And every Christ-~" Ash was cut off when Diego asked skeptically, "You know you're singing to a rock, right?"
Ash shrugged, and said, "What? It's a new version of the traditional song." then he added, "Okay, I know this is your first Christmas, but don't Sabors have a special tradition?"
"Oh, yeah." Diego began as he made a snow-gizzle, and explained, "Every year, my dad would home a Gizzle, and we used to pounce on it, and rip open-" he was cut off while he did the usual Sabor-Cat thing, only to hear Serena clear her voice while she pointed at the younger kids who flinched at the sight.
Seeing this and almost forgetting about this, he added with a lie while placing the snow-Gizzle's head back into place, "-our presents! And we played games with the gizzles, and dance with them, and not eat them! The end." feeling rather embarrassed.
"~HE SEES WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPIN'! HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE!~" Donkey suddenly appeared while singing to Diego's side.
Almost the rest of the Sailor Team and the Babies' parents arrived to see the rock, and Raye asked, "Okay, what's with this rock?" rather skeptically.
"It's not just a rock, Raye. It's a Christmas Rock, for the kids." Serena explained, feeling a little insulted from her friend's skeptical tone.
"That's the biggest ball of Granit I've ever seen." Lita thought, amazed, her arms at the back of her head.
"Be careful, it took five of us including Manny to push it all the way here." Brock pointed out.
Mina however, looked at Diego's Snow Gizzle, and smirked, "Hey, Diego. Nice Snow Gizzle." while the Sabor looked at her annoyed and said sarcastically, "Gee, thanks for the compliment."
"Mina, that's not very nice." Amy whispered.
"Sorry, Amy. I couldn't help it." Mina giggled.
Just then, Sid appeared last, as he approuched Amy and Mina, and greeted happily, "Merry Christmas, my Sailor Team!" placing arms around Mina and Amy's shoulders, while both girls flinched slightly. Then he noticed the Christmas Rock, went up to it amazed while saying, "Wow, that's some crazy rock." only to be pulled away by Shrek who said firmly, "Step away from the stone."
"Why?" Sid asked as kept on trying to get closer, but is repeatedly pulled back by Shrek as the ogre said, "You'll break it." knowing Sid's clumsiness well.
Fiona giggled, and pointed out, "Sid can't break a rock." believing that there's nothing wrong. That was a bit true. How on Earth can a Sloth break a Rock? Well, if it's Sid, it could be possible.
"Don't tempt him." Diego warned skeptically.
Felica, Farkle and Fergus, along with the Rugrats approuched the stone, and Fergus explained in full english, "Uncle Sid. We need this so Santa can find us tonight." ever since returning home after the defeat of Xemnas, Shrek and Fiona, with Amy's help, have taught the triplets to speak full english.
"What? This?" Sid asked, skeptically. The youngsters nod. The Sloth waved and scoffed, and said, "He'll walk right past it." and he walked around the area, while suggesting, "You gonna need something...bigger, and taller...and sparklier...something with a Percas!"
The thought clicked into Donkey's head, and he exclaimed, "OH! That's right. We forgot about the most important part of the season! The ol' famous traditional Tree!" looking a beautiful pine tree that some of it's brances were covered in snow.
"A Christmas tree?" Manny asked dead-flant. "Do you know how ridiculous it sounds?"
Sakura shook her head, and explained, "Actually, Manny. Christmas trees have been around for a real long time. Everybody haves a Christmas tree, either large ones for outdoors, or medium sized ones inside the living rooms."
"Christmas trees go inside the house?" Manny asked, surprised. The rest of the Sailor Team nodded, except for the Ice Age herd, since this was their first christmas.
"There are millions of trees out there, Sakura. How would anyone notice a Christmas tree?" Diego asked.
"People decorate them." Sakura answered, giggling. She then explained, "Every year, my Dad and brother and I decorated our tree with sparkles and coloured lights, and on top, a special doll-angel that resembles to my mom."
Serena sighed, then smiled and said, "Well, since this is Manny and his herd's first christmas, why don't we let them decorate their first tree?"
Some of the group smiled at Serena, and Amy said, "Serena, that's very sweet of you."
"Hey, we've been through a lot, so I say this year is very special." Serena pointed out, smiling.
"Mind if I do the honers?" Sid asked.
Serena shook her head, and said, "Be my guest."
Nodding, Sid clapped his hands and called for Crash and Eddie who went up to him. Then the trio started to decorate their very first tree in their style. First Sid took worms and placed them on the tree like treemings, then Crash and Eddie placed Fish-bones on the edges of the tree, Sid then took a colourfull fuzzy plant ball and sticked it onto the tree like a christmas ball. As a finishing touch, Crash used a sparkling spider's web and wrapped it around the tree to the top.
Their...well, insecty, fuzzy and webby tree was complete. "Et voila!" Sid declared, with most of the people and others impressed.
"Well, it does look pretty good." Diego said, rather uncomfortably. It was the weirdest tree he'd ever seen.
"Oh, it'll never catch on." Manny said, not impressed. Ellie rolled her eyes in annoyance.
Tommy and his gang all gaped in awe, as Lil says, "It's so preetiful."
"Now I know how to decorate my tree when I grow up." Phil smirked, as he still haves a thing about eating insects.
But Sid thought that something was missing as he gazed at the tip top of the tree. "Hmm, it's needs a certain, rassle, dassle on top. Something that says...Sid." he said as he backed up to get a better view. But he touched the tree with frozen ice, and was a little bit stuck. He pulled, and managed to get himself free, and also had a piece of ice shaped like a star stuck on himself.
He looked at it, and was admired, and pulled it, giving him an idea. Sid then climbed up to the top of the tree, and placed the star-ice thing by sticking it in the middle, as he declared, "And just like that, the tradition, is set."
But due to his weight, the tree bends to the left, while Sid yelped in surprised, clinged onto it, but lands on his head, letting go of the tree which it sprung back upward, but as a result, the ice-star is flinged into the air, and flies like a Boomarang. It flew towards Manny who ducked slightly, narrowly missing it, as the thing continued on. "Hey!"
Next the star-ice flew past Dawn and Piplup who both yelped. Piplup looked the most freaked out. Then the thing flew towards Pikachu who in a quick instint, instead of using his usual Eletric attacks, he uses his Iron-Tail like a bat, forcing the star-ice into another direction.
Then, as it continued to fly around in circles, it flew towards a group who were just arriving from the path from the bottom of the mountain; They were Sora, Riku, Kairi, King Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Queen Minnie, Daisy and Mickey's dog Pluto who all yelped in surprise before the Star-Ice flew around again.
"Hey! What's the big idea!" Donald shouted, in which the Sailor Team and their families noticed them, and cried out their friends' names in surprise.
Finally, the Star-Ice circles one more time, and flew straight at the Christmas Rock...and smashes into it, shattering into pieces, even though the rock was hit...it was only a matter of very short time before it breaks. Serena, Darien, Shrek, Fiona and the Ogre Triplets gasped in horror, as did the rest of the Sailor Team, except Sid.
"Seriously, what do you think was gonna-" Sid spoke as he leaned slightly up against the rock, but he was cut off when it broke into pieces seconds later. The sloth flinched in embarrassment a second after that.
"Yep. That says SID alright." Diego said sarcastically.
Sora and the others finally approuched their friends, as the Keyblade wielder asked, "What was with that rock anyway?"
"It was a Christmas Rock...for the kids." Donkey whispered. The nine stared at him, dumbfounded. They were also confused that Sid managed to even break a rock. It was crazy.
Shrek walked up to his ruined Christmas rock, picking up a piece that was a size of an apple, but it too broke into tinier pieces in a instant. The then turned slightly red in anger, turned to Sid and growled while advancing on the sloth slowly.
"Okay, okay...let's just, keep it together. I mean, it's all about the...spirit of Christmas, isn't it?" Sid said nervously while pacing backwards slightly, frightened of Shrek's temper again.
Shrek then hissed, "You're about to BE the spirit of Christmas, Sid!" but mostly sarcastically.
Gasping slightly, Sid hugged the Ogre, begging, "Shrek, please! I'm SO sorry!"
"You know what, Sid?" Stu began as he walked up to the two, twice as annoyed with the Sloth and not wanting to upset the Kids. He continued, "He's the least of your worries. You're gonna answer to SANTA!" making up a lie due to him and the rest of the most adults that are family to the Sailor Team never seen Santa before, even though the Ice Age herd never saw Santa before either.
"Santa? Santa Claus?" Sid asked in disbelief, as Shrek shook him off a second later, causing the Sloth to fall onto his back. When Sid sat up and gulped nervously, Stu pointed at him while saying, "YOU got yourself landed in Santa's...Uh..Santa's naughty List." and Sid gasped softly of this new knowlage.
Felica, Farkle and Fergus walked up to their Great-Uncle, and Felica asked, "Santa has a Naughty list?" confused.
Flinching slightly, Stu continued up the lie and said, "Yeah..and if-if you're not good, then he puts your name on it."
"Tell that to Pete." Sora whispered to himself sarcastically as he crossed his arms. At the same time, Crash and Eddie were fighting again, but stopped when they heard the conversation, and Crash admitted, "We're never good."
"Then why start now?" Eddie asked, then cheekily kicks Crash in the stomach, causing the poor posseum to groan like a girl.
Stu then warned, "Well, if your name is on the naughty list," he then glared at Sid and said, both lying and truthlly(To punish the Sloth), "You don't, Get, Christmas!"
Sid gasped in horror. Felica, Farkle, Fergus, Rini, Luise, Max, Donkey, Tommy, Chuckie, Kimi, Dil, Phil, Lil, Pinoccio, Crash and Eddie(who both clinged onto each other in horror) and even Goofy all gasped in horror as well. People on the naughty list, with NO Christmas?!
"But NO!" Sid cried out, fell to his knees and whined, "Why me?" then admittedly added, "Besides the fact it was my fault."
The rest of the Sailor Team however, were totally skeptical with Stu's lie, especially with the ridiculous naughty list. Where in the Realm of Light did that come from? They knew that Santa was real, but they knew that he'd never do something like that. He'd do the oppisite because he(and other Santa's in the Realm of Light) all have Nice Lists.
"The naughty list?" Drew asked, "Little brother, where did get that?"
"Oh relax. Sid's gullable, but he's not THAT gullable. It's punishment for breaking the Christmas Rock. We can cope without him for christmas." Stu whispered.
"WHAT!?" Serena cried out in horror, overhearing her uncle saying that. As the two men turned around, Serena was in shock as she asked, "Sid's not allowed to join us this year?!" even though she was annoyed with the Sloth. But Sid was still her friend, and she wanted him to join this year's special christmas.
Stu looked at her annoyed and he said, "Serena, you're the responable Leader. You should look out for your Team-Mates. Sid will just have to miss it."
"It's Sid's very first Christmas! I wanted this year to have ALL of us for tomorrow without punishments or things like that! I don't care what you say, but Sid is having Christmas, and I don't want anyone ruining it!" Serena argued, before storming off to apologuise to King Mickey and the others.
Drew looked at his younger brother and said, "She sure told you, didn't she?"
"*Pfft*, Teenagers. They think they're grown up and responable already. But they really act like they're from another planet." Stu pointed out annoyed, as Didi walked up to him and she said, "Stu, this is a special time for the kids. They hardly get to be together like this."
"Are you kidding, Didi? They have other times to do this." Stu pointed out again, not impressed the way things were going. He then added, "Besides, most of them are grown ups. And grown ups don't believe in Santa or the naughty list." but Didi and Drew rolled their eyes in annoyance.
But he was wrong.
Up on the hill a few minutes later, Sid cried loudly, tears coming out from his eyes like water-works as he sat on a log. "I'm not getting any Christmas! *Sniff*, I'm not getting..." he continued to sulk. Donkey and Goofy were sitting next to him on the right. Goofy looked at Donkey who shrugged. Goofy then looked at the Sloth again and said in comfort, "Aw, don't cry, Sid."
"Why not?" Sid asked, looking at them.
"Your tears are freezing soild, man." Donkey answered, pointing his left front leg at Sid's legs. The Sloth, confused, looked down, and noticed that his legs were frozen in ice, due to a lot of his tears. Flinching, he tried to pull himself out, but he was stuck. He then cried again, not even noticing that he was starting to slide, until he slid all the way down the hill, shouting along the way. Goofy and Donkey stood up, then looked at each other, dumbfounded and worried for their friend. On the other hand, Sid really is a male-Sloth version of Serena; Whining, clumsy and such a crybaby.
Chapter one down, a few more to go. If you like, please review and look out for more christmas chapters!