Camp Half-blood Bullshitery-
In a dramatic effort to keep being an original content producer (Mostly to escape writer's block and realize that I accidently started a story that will be revamped very soon) I've decided to start with this cluster fuck of a series of short stories designed in a similar caliber to "The I Love you Game".
So expect Dramatic Head cannons, hilarity and hijinks, and a chicken.
Enjoy!
Everyone at Camp Halfblood knew better than to wake Mr. D before he decided to get up.
And Mr. D thought that the camp had enough sense to stay quiet so that he could sleep.
That was a poor thought.
As the god slumbered in the forbidden room of the big house, the shouting of half-bloods filled his ears and made his eyes shoot open.
To say he was livid at the awakening was a gross understatement.
The god swore that those kids will find that the fields of punishment are merciful compared to the divine wraith he was going to release on those kids.
He stormed out of the big house to see kids running around in all directions, screaming their heads off as they were being chased by…
Leopards… What it the hades?
Dionysus stopped one kid as he tried to run past him to get to the safety of the big house. "WHAT HAPPENED?!" Mr. D demanded.
"Ulysses and Sarah got into a fight, so she turned him and his entire cabin into leaches…" She said quickly, "But she failed and turned all the Athena kids into leopards!"
Ah, a lover's quarrel turned bad. Mr. D smiled to himself and then let go of the frightened camper. She dashed inside as Mr. D decided to pay a visit to the Hecate cabin.
The Athena leopards circled around the cabin. The windows were shut and locked. Dionysus, with the leopard being his animal and all, knew exactly what they were saying. He made a mental note to have each one of Athena's little brats get their mouths washed out with soap after he's done.
"STAND ASIDE!" He shouted to the Athenians who were trying to enter the cabin by scratching the door. They took one look at him then parted ways.
Inside the cabin was a nightmare. Lou Ellen was standing between the rest of the cabin and a leopard that was sitting still. He was completely pissed, sure, but he was completely pissed at the other girl in the room.
"Well, is this one going to work?" The leopard snarled.
Dionysus made a mental note that he liked Ulysses better as a leopard.
"I don't know." Sarah admitted. She chanted Human in ancient Greek.
It had about the same effect as throwing a water balloon into the ocean.
"Enough!" Dionysus said. He snapped his fingers. Ulysses straightened out and began to grow as the fur on his body was reabsorbed into his flesh.
Within seconds, he was sitting on the floor wearing jeans and a Camp Half-blood t-shirt. Sarah smiled and turned to Mr. D. "Thank yo-"
Dionysus glared at her. That was enough to tell her to shut up. "Useless," Dionysus said, "It's only fitting that you and the rest of the Athena kids decide Sasha's punishment."
As soon as the words left her mouth, a swarm of campers stormed into the Hecate cabin. In front of them was Annabeth who looked very pleased to be human again but very angry with Sarah.
She pointed at her and said "Get her!"
That's when Sarah did the smartest thing that day. She turned around and leapt out of the window, breaking it. She sprinted away from the cabin as the Athenian campers scrambled to chase after her.
As for Dionysus, he did what he needed to do. So long as the Athenian campers didn't kill her, he didn't care about what happened to Sarah.
Which is why the next day, Sarah was tied to a pole in the middle of the camp wearing a leopard spotted robe.
And all Dionysus did at the suffering of the poor girl was laugh.
A fitting punishment for the crime of not letting him sleep in.