It was another ordinary day for both Garfield and John. John was jogging in the park with Garfield snailing 100 meters behind.
"Garfield! Can't you crawl any faster?!"
"John, you seriously have not been overweight in your life, have you???"
"I actually haven't because I exercise everyday unlike some OTHERS who just lie on their beds indulging themselves with various foods…especially lasagna….
"Hmm…yeah I praise those kinds of people"
"Garfield…you just don't get it do you?"
THE NEXT DAY
John and Garfield were having a very frank discussion.
"Hey Garfield, what would you rather do? Have a date with a blue lasagna or a date with the ugliest guy in the world?"
"John…If you simplified that, I would be choosing between a depressed lasagna or you. What kind of question is that? The depressed lasagna duh!"
"blink blink I'm hurt…("