Disclaimer: I don't own the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or anything to do with them – they belong to Mirage. Also, I don't own the song "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" I'm just borrowing it, and not profiting from it.
Notes: Parody of "The Twelve Days Of Christmas." A bit random, but there you go. Happy Holidays!
Big huge thanks to Chibi Rose Angel for beta-reading this!
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My Turtle Sent To Me
On
the first day of Christmas,
my turtle sent to me
An
Utrom in a pear tree.
On the second day of
Christmas,
my turtle sent to me
Two punching
bags,
And an Utrom in a pear tree.
On the third
day of Christmas,
my turtle sent to me
Three shell
cells,
Two punching bags,
And an Utrom in a pear
tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my turtle
sent to me
Four hockey masks,
Three shell
cells,
Two punching bags,
And an Utrom in a pear
tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my turtle
sent to me
Five shuriken,
Four hockey masks,
Three
shell cells,
Two punching bags,
And an Utrom in a
pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my
turtle sent to me
Six Foot a-fighting,
Five
shuriken,
Four hockey masks,
Three shell
cells,
Two punching bags,
And an Utrom in a pear
tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my
turtle sent to me
Seven Klunks a-purring,
Six Foot
a-fighting,
Five shuriken,
Four hockey
masks,
Three shell cells,
Two punching bags,
And
an Utrom in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of
Christmas,
my turtle sent to me
Eight Mousers
munching,
Seven Klunks a-purring,
Six Foot
a-fighting,
Five shuriken,
Four hockey
masks,
Three shell cells,
Two punching bags,
And
an Utrom in a pear tree.
On
the ninth day of Christmas,
my turtle sent to me
Nine
Senseis teaching,
Eight Mousers munching,
Seven
Klunks a-purring,
Six Foot a-fighting,
Five
shuriken,
Four hockey masks,
Three shell
cells,
Two punching bags,
And an Utrom in a pear
tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my turtle
sent to me
Ten Huns a-crushing,
Nine Senseis
teaching,
Eight Mousers munching,
Seven Klunks
a-purring,
Six Foot a-fighting,
Five
shuriken,
Four hockey masks,
Three shell
cells,
Two punching bags,
And an Utrom in a pear
tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my
turtle sent to me
Eleven Stockmans scheming,
Ten
Huns a-crushing,
Nine Senseis teaching,
Eight
Mousers munching,
Seven Klunks a-purring,
Six Foot
a-fighting,
Five shuriken,
Four hockey
masks,
Three shell cells,
Two punching bags,
And
an Utrom in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of
Christmas,
my turtle sent to me
Twelve Shredders
shredding,
Eleven Stockmans scheming,
Ten Huns
a-crushing,
Nine Senseis teaching,
Eight Mousers
munching,
Seven Klunks a-purring,
Six Foot
a-fighting,
Five shuriken,
Four hockey
masks,
Three shell cells,
Two punching bags,
And
an Utrom in a pear tree!