Disclaimer: I have no legal claim to Harry Potter or the 12 Days of Christmas. This song was inspired by Severus Snape's 12 Days of Christmas.
Harry Potter's 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas Voldemort gave to me
A lightning scar on my forehead
On the second day of Christmas Dobby gave to me
Two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead
On the third day of Christmas McLaggen gave to me
Three quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead
On the fourth day of Christmas Lockhart gave to me
Four signed photos,
three quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Fred and George gave to me
Five Headless hats,
four signed photos,
three quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead.
On the sixth day of Christmas Hagrid gave to me
Six Blast Ended Skrewts,
five headless hats,
four signed photos,
three Quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead.
On the seventh day of Christmas Trelawney gave to me
Seven death omens,
Six blast ended skrewts
Five headless hats
four signed photos,
three quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks and a lightning scar on my forehead.
On the eighth day of Christmas Hermione gave to me
eight s.p.e,w badges,
seven death omens,
six blast ended skrewts
five headless hats
four signed photos,
three quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead.
On the ninth day of Christmas the Dursley's gave to me
Nine coat hangers,
eight S.P.E,W badges,
seven death omens,
six blast ended skrewts,
five headless hats,
four signed photos,
three Quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead.
On the tenth day of Christmas, snivellus gave to me
Ten feet of homework,
nine coat hangers,
eight S,P,E.W badges,
seven death omens,
six blast ended skrewts,
five headless hats, four signed photos,
three Quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead
On the eleventh day of Christmas Umbridge gave to me
Eleven long detentions,
ten feet of homework,
nine coat handers,
eight S.P,E.W badges,
seven death omens,
six blast ended skrewts,
five headless hats,
four signed photos,
three Quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mundungus gave to me
Twelve stolen cauldrons,
eleven long detentions,
ten feet of homework,
nine coat hangers,
eight S.P,E.W badges,
seven death omens,
six blast ended skrewts,
five headless hats,
four signed photos,
three Quidditch lectures,
two mismatched socks
and a lightning scar on my forehead.