OMG-LOL-DISCLAIMER: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club. It's owned by Bisco Hatori. Which isn't me.
OMG-LOL-AUTHOR-NOTE: One shot about Haruhi and her magical school girl life. Written to exterminate boredom. Not my best story ever written.
Magical Girl Haruhi.
Hello! My name is Haruhi Fujioka. My favorite subjects are English and History. I like ramen, strawberries, and sushi! The truth is, I'm actually magical! Don't tell anyone though! If anyone found out, I'd get my powers taken away and I'd have to go back to running errands for the MAGICAL Host Club.
It all started when I broke a vase for the MAGICAL Host Club. They're just pretending to be hosts as a disguise for their actual club. Which is FIGHTING EVIL!!! Anyway, to pay off my debt, I became Magical Girl Haruhi and I must fight crime. Once I have defeated 1000 villains, my debt is gone!
When a villain appears, I go under a transformation! My hair gets long like it was when I was in middle school! I have super powers like…wait, I don't even have super powers! But I have one of those cute little anime animal guides named Usa-Chan. He's disguised as one of the MAGICAL Host Club's stuffed animals. I think people are starting to catch on though. OH NO!
We fight evil like Nekozawa. He's possessed by the evil powers of Bereznoff. The way to scare him away is to shine light in his face. But he can curse you by writing your name on the back of one of the bereznoff dolls! How can something so cute be evil?
Another reoccurring villain is Renge. She has a piercing laughter that makes your ears bleed! Oh no! We haven't quite found out how to defeat her yet. She keeps randomly appearing places. She isn't really that evil. Just annoying.
The MAGICAL Host Club members are the following. Tamaki, the leader who's beauty blinds evil! Mori, the member whose face scares away even the biggest and baddest of villains! Hikaru, able to make copies of himself. Kaoru, a copy made by Hikaru that he has somehow convinced is his twin brother. Hunny, don't let his cuteness fool you, he's actually a master at karate! And then there is Kyouya. The comedy relief.
There has been one person to discover my secret. His name is Kasanoda. Everyone thought he was scary at first but me! That's because I believe it's what on the inside that matters. Anyway, he walked in while I was transforming once! He decided he would protect my secret and be my buddy!
beep beep Uh oh! That's the there-is-a-villain-attacking-the-town beep! I've got GO! Magical Haru-Chan AWAY!
The End.
Author Note: I was bored, okay? And what better way to take up 30 minutes than writing this? I can think of several better ways. So anyway, the story was pretty pointless. But I wrote it anyway. HAHA! Review anyway, please! Just because lots of reviews makes it look good.