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Slash and Then Some
Chapter One: The Blonde Boy
It was a cold winter's day in early December, quite some time before Christmas. Harry was sitting contently reading on his four-poster, in Gryffindor Tower, when he heard a quiet voice coming from behind him. "Harrry." Harrry." Harrry." "Pssst!" " Cough, Cough!" "Harrry." Harry slowly turned around, wondering what the bloody hell was going on, to find a foot sticking out from underneath his bed. He poked it, while considering who it could be, when it slid itself under the bed. Harry stuck his head under, only to receive a sharp kick in the face, breaking his glasses. He then heard, "Oh, shit, have I damaged your pretty face?" Harry answered awkwardly, "No, but you broke my glasses!" "Oculus repairo." Muttered a dazed Harry. "I'm sorry honey, I was just playing a little game of hard to get." Replied the voice from under the bed. "What are you doing here, its day light. Someone could have seen you come here." Answered Harry. "You obviously didn't my love." said the voice in an entrancing way. Enough games "Sally." "I love it when you call me by my codename; it makes you sound so straight." Replied the voice again. "You must leave now, we weren't supposed to meet until tonight, you know that." said Harry. "Oh now, after I went through all this trouble to put soap bubbles in the bathtub for us, walk through the castle under my invisibility cloak all naked, just for you, my sweet." answered the voice. "Well, since you went through all that trouble, I guess there's no reason why I can't slip under my cloak and- wait a minute what am I saying, later "Sally", later." said Harry. "Yes, alright, fine, later." Said "Sally".
Ten minutes later Harry walked down to the Great Hall for dinner. He calmly sat down next to his girlfriend, Ginny, and gave her a soft kiss on the cheek. "Sally" waved at Harry from the Slytherin table. Harry gave a secretive wave back. After dinner, Harry went to his dormitory to get ready for his date with "Sally". He slipped on his cloak, grabbed the Marauder's map, and headed for the sixth floor bathroom. As he opened the door, a blonde boy stood in front of him in nothing but a towel. Harry said, "Hello there, Sally." "Oh cut the crap, Harry. How can you kiss that little Weasley, and then, and then wave at me like nothing's happened? Don't I mean anything to you?" replied the boy. Harry calmly said, "I feel no love for Ginny, but I don't have the heart to tell her I'm gay. It would ruin her." "Well your gonna have to tell her sometime. She used to sneak into your bed to do it, didn't she? I mean, I arrived there right in the middle. It is now only a matter of time before she walks in on the two of us." Replied the boy. "Please calm down, there's no reason why we can't suggest a threesome, is there?" said Harry hopefully. "Are you mad? Oh yeah, hey Ginny, wanna climb into bed and do it with Harry and I? Some how, I don't think she'll be up for it. Next, you'll suggest Hermione join. Can you imaging me yelling harder, harder, you filthy little mudblood! I don't think so." Retorted the boy. "Well Hermione is another option…" muttered Harry. "Whatever, are we gonna do it or not, I have lotion ya know." Said the boy. "Ya, sure, but let me get ready first, I still have to take my clothes off ya know." Said Harry. "I prefer to do it for you." Said the boy. Harry chuckled, and the two boys got down to business.