Random Little Tingz
xXx Random Stuff I just made up…Enjoy! xXx
Kabuto's Pleasure:
"AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Kabuto screamed.
"Ugh…AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
"Shut up Kabuto!"
"I can't…AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
SLAP
"Ow…"
Orochimaru smirked evilly, as Kabuto clutched his reddening cheek.
"You're much too noisy Kabuto-kun…I won't play with you any more if you don't shut up…"
Kabuto bit his lip and closed his eyes.
"Mm…MMM!…AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
"That's it! I'm never playing thumb wars with you ever again!" Orochimaru yelled storming out of the room.
"Aww…No fair…" Kabuto wailed, "…I was just expressing my pleasure."
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Not Chouji's Type:
"No I cant…we can never be…" Chouji sighed, "I'm not into your type…you're thin…healthy…beautiful…I can't…"
Chouji slaps his belly, "No! Don't look at me that way! I can't stand it! You're not right for me…farewell!"
We zoom in on whom Chouji was just talking to…a carrot stick…
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Iruka Sucks:
"Hmm…you feel good…" Kakashi mumbles in his sleep, "Come here baby…so I can…"
"KAKASHI LEGGO!" Iruka shrieks, pushing the slumbering ninja's head off his lap.
"Huh what?" Kakashi mumbles, waking up.
"YOU ARE SICK!"
"But Iruka…I was only…"
"I know what you were dreaming of!"
"No you don't!"
"YES I DO!" Iruka screams, folding his arms.
"What was I dreaming of then, huh?"
"Huh! You were thinking sick little things!"
"That's not me! That's the reader!"
Iruka and Kakashi glare at readers.
"What are you thinking eh?" Kakashi asks cheekily.
Writer gets annoyed and makes Iruka suck on…
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Iruka shrieks slapping writer's hands.
Writer: "Hey!"
Reader: "Aww…sucking on what!"
Kakashi grins, "Yeah…sucking on what?"
Iruka goes red with anger and embarrassment as a sign dashes onto screen.
"IRUKA SUCKS ON A LEMON!"
"Ew that taste bad…" Iruka grumbles spitting out strong sour lemon zest.
"I know what will get rid of that taste…" Kakashi says naughtily.
"KAKASHI YOU SICK BASTARD!" Iruka screams.
"What! It's just a lime!"
Readers sweat drop and walk away quickly.
Writer sighs and gives up, leaving Iruka sucking on lemons, limes and some other weird things…
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Shika's List:
Shikamaru is adding stuff to his "Most Mendokuse" list…
Hmm…girls are troublesome… (Converts to being gay)
So are guys… (Converts…to um…being an alien…)
So…is being a ninja… (He takes off his head protector)
So is wearing clothes…
(He takes off all his clothes…Writer drools and pervs on him…naughty writer…)
Hmm…shogi is troublesome… (burns shogi set)
Peeing is troublesome too…
(ten hours later Shika's bladder explodes…ouch!)
Eating is troublesome…
(Shika stops eating…and copes with violent diarrhoea…ew…)
Blinking is troublesome…
(Shika sticks toothpicks in to hold eyelids open…the result…watery eyeballs)
Hmm…what else is troublesome?
Bathing…no wait Shika sniffs… (He gave that up a week ago…)
Hmm…clipping toenails… (nope…he forgot to do them since 1998…his toenails are almost as long as that guy's in the Guinness world records!)
Ahh…I know…breathing is troublesome…(Shika's face turns pink, then blue, then kinda purple…then white…)
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Writer: Oh no! I killed him! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Writer smashes computer up with Shikamaru's dead body.
BLIP…computer dies…crappy excuse for a fan fiction ends…
Readers scream YAY! And decide to sue poor writer for mentally scarring them…Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Readers sigh and mumble: Fine we'll settle for writing lots of reviews instead…
(hint hint…hint hint)
Orochimaru can be screeching something…sounds like…
"NO KABUTO! I will NOT play BUM WARS either!"
Oh…wait the computer was supposed to be dead…
O.o Arrgh! The computer is ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!
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