What If... Mario somehow crossed with Missingno.?
By Naughty Dog
AN: Something I wrote during an allnighter. Don't hate me in the morning. Also, very short.
The bridge collapsed as Bowser fell to his painful, fiery death. Filled with joy at the scrams of dino agony, Toad stood up and began to talk. But he instantly stopped as he saw his rescuer.
"WHAT THE HELL!?!" Toad screamed at the blobby, pixelated mess. It let out a screetch like a Bulbasaur getting raped by a Charizard and pixelated The Mushroom Kingdom to hell.
And guess what? Toad now has to sniff Bowser's ass for all eternity. Serves the little turdstool right for being such an annoying douche in Super Mario Bros. 1.
AN: Please don't hate me in the morning? Review if you want more.