Disclaimer- I OWN NOTHING. And if you don't believe me, I trained a Lagiacrus to speak English to say it for me!
Lagiacrus: SilverFireNeko owns nothing.
Me: thanks laggy! Have a well-done steak!
As a purple haired girl looks over moga village's pier, she looks bored…
"Dammit, the woods are getting boring. When is the guild going to send an interesting quest?"
Suddenly, the guild liaison calls "HEY! WE GOT A QUEST!"
"Finally." Says the girl, pulling on the qurupeco armor she always wore, if only to piss off the men in the village.
When she gets to the counter, the liaison smiles and says way too chirpily "the new quests for a Qurupeco. 'Cept this ones Crazy strong. The last hunter who tried this thing, name of Kunoi, you know Kuoni's brother (yes, my hunter names will stay consistent throughout different fics; if you don't know what I mean, read my monster apocalypse fic)? He came home in a body cast."
"Well, sounds fun!" says the Qurupeco-clad girl (please tell me whether or not I'm using that right)
"The hunts in the tundra? Didn't even know Quru's lived there!" comments the liaison
"Says 'special strangely colored Qurupeco' on the description"
"Huh, weird. Even the subspecies of Qurupeco doesn't live in the tundra…"
When the girl arrives, she moans from the cold, saying "s-sh-should h-h-have w-worn b-barioth g-gear…"
Well? Waddaya think? FIGHT NEXT CH. With ORIGINAL SUBSPECIES! (ice Qurupeco!)