Author's Note: WAZZUP PEOPLE!!!! I've ultimately decided to write another B.S.G. fanfic – and if you're wondering if this one involves a kid, then – to answer your question – IT DOES!!!! I find that sticking a kid in a Lee/Kara story makes things oh so more interesting. Up the antics and the chaos! LOVE IT!! :D

Title: Spacewalk

Summary: A lot of things can happen over thirteen years. I'm one of those 'things'.

Rating: Well…for the first time in my fanfiction writing career, I'm actually attempting an M-rated story. Yup, you heard me – an M-rated story, people. Brace yourselves. It's gonna be one hell of a rollercoaster ride.

Pairing: Lee/Kara. DUH.

Story Perspective (don't have a clue as to why I'm including this, but oh well. Like I honestly give a damn): I thought it would be fun to tell it in a first-person perspective. Don't expect me to tell you whose perspective it's from – you've gotta read to solve that mystery.

PHEW! Thank the gods that's over! (Yes, I say gods and frak now, so get used to it) Anyway, I've got this genius and deviously amazing story written, so read it and enjoy! HAVE A BLAST, PEOPLE!!! :)

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There were only two things Lee Adama and Kara Thrace shared in common on the night that they'd first met in Kara's apartment – they were exceptionally talented viper pilots and battlestar soldiers; and they were drunk as hell and out of their godsdamned minds when they sprawled out on Kara's dining table and did the dirty deed. Other than those two factors, those two were opposites in every single way you could imagine – their ages, the amount of common sense in them, their ideas – EVERYTHING. Still, those two formers and fate itself brought Lee and Kara close together, and out of that one-night stand, something wonderful was created.

Kara Thrace had been dating Lee's younger brother Zak for three straight weeks before that one eventful evening, and up until then, those three weeks of condom-shielded frakking and nights of stupefying boozing had been one hell of a party for her. She was a certified party animal, a soldier with language more colorful than a marine's inherited vocabulary, and a prodigious goddess of a pilot – and she'd earned all these reputations at a mere nineteen years old, a couple days after her restriction from drinking herself into a tipsy mess had evaporated.

Lee Adama was abso-frakking-lutely POLAR compared to Zak and Kara. At twenty-one years old, he was the type of person that almost always followed the rules to the letter, no matter how stupid or cruel they were. Lee was also – on most occasions – the type of guy that said no to anything that sounded even remotely stupid, and he usually stuck to his common sense or the smart feeling in his gut when faced with a tricky situation. There were times though, when the common sense and gut feeling tanked.

Lee had NO idea what he was getting into when he knocked on Kara's door. The only thing that had been running through his head at the time was, I'm just having dinner with Zak and his girlfriend. No big deal. That thought went POOF as soon as he looked into Kara's deep brown-hazel eyes.

"You must be Lee," she'd said in a casual, yet enticing voice. "I'm Kara."

Lee nodded sheepishly…it was really the only thing he was capable of doing, other than saying something back. "Yeah, I'm the older brother." Remembering the bouquet of flowers he was clutching in his hands, he held them out for Kara to take. "Hope you like them."

"You didn't have to do that." Nonetheless, Kara took the flowers in her arms, and carried them to the kitchen, cradling the bouquet like a baby wrapped in a blanket. "Come on in, make yourself at home."

Having nothing better to do, Lee obeyed, and slowly walked into the apartment. For some odd reason, Lee felt like he was taking a huge risk by going into Kara's place. It was like going inside was pretty much asking for trouble to waltz on in. Well, Lee would see why later.

"Nice place you got here," Lee said in a sad attempt to get a conversation going.

"Nah, this place is a rattrap."

"No, really, it's nice."

Thankfully, Zak burst into the kitchen before either one could O.D. on awkwardness. "He's lying, babe. Hope you know that."

"I knew your older bro was lying before you even told me," Kara giggled as Zak pecked her on the cheek sweetly. "He should play me in cards sometime."

Lee chuckled nervously, painfully unsure of what to do at the moment without looking like a dumbass in Kara's apartment. "Anything I can do to help?" he finally managed to say.

"First off, you could give me a hug." Zak spread his arms out like an eagle unfurling it's wings. "C'mon Lee, gimme some love."

"Yeah, you'll get your lovin' there, big guy," Lee joked as he embraced Zak in a bear hug. "I'm not that evil."

"Pssh, you couldn't be evil if you tried hard enough. You're too soft."

Lee smacked Zak on the back of his head. "Softer than cream cheese, frakkin' ladies' man."

Kara could only stare at the two brothers as they verbally duked it out; while it was weird as hell, at the same time it was also funny as hell. These guys were acting like four-year olds.

"All right guys, cut it out!" she laughed. "You can bitch at each other later. Right now, sit your asses down, 'cause dinner's ready."

Almost instantly, Lee was back to being as tense and as stiff as a wood plank; he'd finally unwound himself by squabbling with Zak, but now he was back to being wound up like a godsdamned spring, thanks to Kara. He wondered if things could possibly get worse.

Boy was Lee in for one frakking HELL of a surprise.

Three hours later, Lee and Kara were half-dragging/half-carrying an overly drunk Zak over to Kara's sofa to let him sleep off the alcohol floating around in his head, the both of them giggling like schoolgirls as Zak mumbled things like, "You guys 're great'…lo' you so much," and snored as loudly and as intensely as a buzz saw.

"He's gonna be in for one nasty hangover tomorrow," Kara tittered as she flung Zak's legs on to the couch.

"More than that…all right big guy, up ya go." Lee grabbed his baby brother's shoulders, and then hoisted the rest of him on to the cushions. When he was sure that Zak wasn't going to fall off and whack his head on the floor or something close to that, Lee sat down on one of the dining chairs, and stared at Kara.

"So, what do you wanna do?"

A grin that could've stretched from Caprica to Tauron bloomed on Kara's face. "Weeellll…I was hoping to save this for the three of us, but oh well. You up for shots?" Kara asked as she pulled out a bottle of whiskey and two shot glasses.

At the time, Lee's gut was pleading for him to turn away the shots and just leave before things could get nasty. Unfortunately, a couple bottles of beer had screwed up Lee's better judgment, so he foolishly accepted the shots offer. He took the glass that Kara had held out to him, and grinned lazily as she filled it up to the lip with the amber-colored liquor.

"Gods, I'm gonna be as bad as Zak next day if I keep going," Lee groaned as his head began to buzz from the alcohol.

Kara giggled. "You're a pilot, tough it out." She downed her shot in a matter of seconds, then reached for the bottle of whiskey and refilled her glass, slightly overdoing the amount by pouring the brown liquid past the lip.

"Might as well make the best of it," Lee shrugged before throwing his head back and letting his whiskey dribble down his throat. It left a tingling feeling in the back of his mouth, and it caused his head to buzz more. He ignored it though, as he pushed his glass towards Kara and asked her to refill it.

Like she did with hers, Kara overfilled Lee's glass. She watched as the liquor ran down the side and on to the table with curiosity, then burst out laughing. "Oops."

Oddly enough, Lee started to laugh too. He knew that all the booze was what was causing him to laugh at something so plain and simple, but he didn't care. He was teetering on the thin line between not-drunk and drunk.

"Could my night possibly get any worse?" Lee howled.

In about two point-five seconds, it did.

Kara stopped laughing at the shot glass, then turned to Lee with a seductive – and drunk – grin on her face. "You know what, Apollo? I dare you." Her eyes began to sparkle mischievously. "I double-dog dare you."

Lee instantly knew what she was getting at; he'd heard this so many times before that by now he'd lost count of it. If his head hadn't been blasted to hell with alcohol, Lee would've done the smart thing and high-tailed it out of Kara's apartment. But, since it was blasted with alcohol, his head was telling him to let go of his common sense and get a couple minutes of feel-good action.

"You double-dog dare me?" He shook his head in disbelief, but got out of his chair and stood over Kara with a half-smile on his face. "All right."

For a split second, Kara couldn't believe that Lee was actually going to do it; she'd been certain that he'd say no and run like hell from her. Now here he was, agreeing to frak her on her dining table.

She stifled a drunken giggle, and hoisted herself on to the table. Then, she slowly began to scoot backwards as Lee started to crawl towards her.

Holy hell, Kara thought. We're really gonna do it.

She propped herself up to kiss Lee. Just as she was about to press her lips to his, her hand knocked her shot glass off the table, and it exploded into a million pieces on the hardwood floor.

Both immediately froze where they were, and held their breath, hoping that the shattering hadn't woken up Zak. Zak may have been drunk as hell, but that didn't mean he couldn't lapse out of sleep at the sound of breaking glass.

Thankfully, he only mumbled, "Oops, somethin's broken." Then, with a loud snore, he turned over on the couch, and fell back to sleep.

Lee let out a sigh of relief. "That was a close one," he mumbled silently. "I don't think we should be doing…"

He was cut off by Kara grabbing the back of his head and crushing her mouth to his. All of a sudden, Lee was incapable of forming a coherent thought or performing a coherent action as she kissed him with all her might. In short, you could pretty much say that Lee belonged to Kara now.

"No frakking way, Lee." With her hand still clutching Lee's head, she pulled away from him, and stared into his deep blue eyes. She found it amazing how clear and bright his eyes were when they were focused on her. "I don't give a shit if I've only known you for a couple hours. I want this, and I want it BAD. Besides, you still have a dare to carry out." She shrugged out of her teal t-shirt and tossed it on the floor, then looked at Lee with a spark of deviousness in her hazel eyes. "Now shut up and gimme what I want, Apollo."

Lee knew that was what he was about to do with the woman lying in front of him was stupid and dangerous, but at this point now, he couldn't give a shit. As he pulled his shirt off and got into a pushup position above Kara, he silently prayed that Zak wouldn't wake up while they were in the middle of the deed. He wouldn't forgive himself for doing that to his brother if he was awake for the show.

"Let's go Apollo. I'm waiting."

In response to Kara's impatience, Lee lowered himself down so his mouth just barely touched hers. "You don't have to wait anymore. You're gonna get what you want," Lee murmered. Then, with that said, he pressed his lips to Kara's, and pinned her beneath his body.

The wooziness from the alcohol suddenly evaporated from Kara's head as the kiss and their bodies came to life. What Lee was doing to her right now felt more electrifying and amazing than what Zak usually rolled out for her; to his credit, Zak could put on a damn good show, but it almost always felt odd and foreign to Kara, like she had to be reacquainted with him every time they did it. With Lee though – this was different. It was like Kara had done this with Lee a million times. It felt good to her – she liked a sense of familiarity.

Kara quickly grew bored with feeling familiar with Lee – she was now antsy to venture into uncharted territory. She ran her tongue along Lee's bottom lip in a move to deepen the kiss, and simultaneously began to undo his pants.

Lee struggled to stifle a groan of pleasure as Kara yanked his pants and boxers down his legs. Normally, it would've taken a LOT to get him turned on, but at the moment, his head was frakking BLASTED with alcohol – hell, anything would've turned Lee on in a split-second, this included. He willingly helped in stripping the rest of his clothes off, then worked on getting Kara's pants off without breaking the kiss they were sharing.

Once both pairs of pants were gone, everything got crazy. In a bout of passion, a now rock-solid Lee jammed himself into Kara, and went at a steady, rhythmic pace. By now, Kara was moaning his name softly, so as not to wake up Zak, and clawing and clutching at Lee's shoulders. Already she could feel the ecstatic euphoria pooling in her groin, and she had to bite down on her cheeks to keep from screaming.

"It feels good, Lee. Oh gods, it feels so frakking good," she rasped, her voice throaty and husky.

It was getting harder to resist the building orgasms in the two; Lee was grunting and chuffing in his lust-filled haze now, and Kara wasn't far from doing the same thing too. Still, they kept rocking on the table.

All of a sudden, Kara stage-whimpered as her sex high overtook her, and Lee gasped sharply as he toppled over the brink of stability. Lee collapsed on top of Kara, panting heavily like he'd finished running a marathon, while Kara gulped in as much air as her lungs would allow her to.

"That wasn't so bad now, was it?" Kara whispered in a fluttery voice.

"It was quick, but it felt good." Lee pulled himself out of Kara, and pulled his pants back up.

Kara sat up, and looked at Lee with a question mark expression on her face. "What are you doing?"

"Getting out of here before Zak wakes up." He snatched his shirt of the floor, and hastily pulled it over his head. "You and I both know that it isn't going to be a pretty scene if he sees us lying on top of each other, or if we're buck-naked."

Reluctantly, Kara tugged her shirt back on, then did the same with her pants. "Yeah, well we also know that all the booze he downed has knocked him out cold until tomorrow, Lee." Once all her clothes were back on, she sat back in one of the dining chairs, and tiredly rested her head on the table, yawning as she did so. Yeah, the frakking was short-lived, but it sapped a hell of a lot of Kara's energy. Right now, she wanted to do nothing more than shut her eyes and sleep off the alcohol and tomorrow's pain-in-the-ass hangover.

Lee scratched the back of his neck nervously. "I should be going now, Kara."

"No...you're about as wasted as I am, and the last thing you need is to drive home while you can't even walk straight," Kara mumbled sleepily. "You can at least crash here for the night until you're pretty sober...I don't care."

"As wasted as you? Please," Lee mumbled under his breath irritably. Compared to Kara, he looked and acted like he hadn't even had one DROP of booze. And crashing HERE? That was just BEGGING for trouble to come on in. There was no frakking way that he was gonna spend the night at Kara Thrace's apartment.

But oddly enough, Lee found himself saying yes. He didn't know what had possessed him to actually accept Kara's offer, but it had been said and done now. She smiled softly at Lee, then slowly drifted off to sleep.

"I love you, Lee," she whispered just before she began to snore softly.

Lee jumped a little at the sound of her words. It made him nervous; Kara shouldn't have been saying stuff like that to him...it would've been fine if she'd said it to Zak, but saying it to Lee was COMPLETELY different. It was almost like she could care less about what Zak thought of her and what she'd been doing minutes ago. Come to think of it now, Lee wondered if she cared about Zak, PERIOD.

The fact that Kara was unknowingly messing with his baby brother scared him, and he couldn't stand the feeling. He needed to get his ass out of here, and he needed to do it NOW. He grabbed his leather jacket off the couch, and silently powerwalked away from Kara, and out of the apartment. As he closed the door and left the building, Lee prayed to the gods that tonight's actions wouldn't lead to something he'd ultimately regret later.

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SHWEETNESS!!!! CHAPTER NUMBER ONE IS FINISHED!!!!! ENJOY THIS ONE FOR RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE!! CHAPTER TWO COMING SOON!!! AND REMEMBER, REVIEWS ARE POWER!!!!!! :D