Disclaimer: I own nothing except Danny, Anna, and Jessica...And the other characters you have never heard about.

Hope you like it! It's going to be funny, but a little bit of sadness in it too.

-Anna-

It was a perfectly normal day for me. Popular people made fun of me since I was the only punk skater person on the Volleyball team and I got into a fight with some bitch I didn't even know on the way home. I couldn't help it if I liked to smoke and skate after school. It was just my thing you know.

So, I'm a bad influence. I'm not even going to lie about that. I smoke, skate in illegal areas, drink, party, vandalize, and have sex. I'm definition party girl at my school. Sure, I was popular and had some popular friends, but my reputation was bad at my school…very bad…It was mostly because of all of the fights I was in and all of the sex I had with the jocks at my school.

I walked up my stairs with my black backpack slung over my arms. My outfit today consisted of an Element T-shirt, black faded jeans, and pink Vans to match my shirt. A beanie hat concealed my shoulder length brown hair while my blue eyes were outlined in black eyeliner. I had bracelets covering both arms while black nail polish coated my nails. Yeah, all around bad influence if you ask me.

I suddenly heard a huge crash come from inside my room that was down the hall. My brother Danny was probably in there.

"Danny! What did I tell you about being in my room!" I yelled from the top of my lungs as I ran to my bedroom door and opened it. What was in there was far from my eleven year old brother. There were two, count it, two guys on my bed passed out. On was very muscular and tan. He kind of looked Indian. Then the other was pale, and less muscular, but had a toned body. The Indian one was lying across the bed with his feet dangling on the edge while the pale one was lying on top of him.

I stared at them in shock. They just lay there, passed out on my freaking bed! I slowly walked over to my phone, dialing my best friends' number. After about three rings, Jessica answered.

"Dude, get your ass over here," I whispered into the phone.

"Why are you whispering?"

"There are two guys…on my bed…passed out," I explained. "I'm getting my baseball bat and I'm going to sit here and wait for you."

"…Are you on something?"

"No! Just get over here!"

"Fine, I'll be there in a few minutes," she groaned before hanging up.

I hung up my phone and went over to get my baseball bat. I took my computer chair and rolled it to the end of my bed. I sat down in it, watching them. It was kind of weird just staring at them. I kept on getting this thought that they were butt buddies or something like that. Not a good thought when they could probably strangle you.

The pale one started murmuring in a very beautiful voice. He was still sleeping though. "Bella…my Bella…"

I raised an eyebrow when the Indian started saying things. "No…my Bella…she's mine…" I suppressed a laugh.

"I…had her first…mongrel…"

Wait, they were fighting over the same girl in their sleep. Okay this was hilarious. They continued on like that until I heard a knock at my door. Jessica, a tanned girl with pink highlights in her blonde hair came into my room and stopped dead in her tracks.

"You weren't lying," she whispered. She walked up a little more and nearly squealed. "That's Edward and Jacob!"

"Eh…what?"

"From Twilight!"

"What's Twilight?"

She glared at me. "Remember that book a long time ago I read?"

I thought back, shaking my head.

"I'll get you the series, but let's wait for them to wake up. This should be interesting."

"How?"

"You'll see…"

o.0…………..o.0

Three whole hours had passed and they still hadn't woken up. Jessica had heard their Bella conversation and that only made her more excited. I was texting on my phone when I heard a huge sigh coming from my bed. I looked up, watching the pale one, Edward from what Jessica said, sit up and stretch. I put a hand over Jessica's mouth so that she wouldn't squeal in joy.

"Bella?" he said. He looked at the bed and screamed. The tanned one got up and fell off the bed, before getting into a fighting stance like the other one. I couldn't help it. I toppled over laughing along with Jessica.

"Who are you?" asked Edward in confusion.

I got up along with my friend, but still had the baseball bat.

"I'm Anna and this is Jessica."

"Marry me!" pleaded Jessica to Edward.

"Um…no…"

It was an awkward silence between all of us. "So…" I began. "Are you guys…butt buddies or something?"

"WHAT? NO!" they both yelled.

"He's a vampire!" yelled the guy named Jacob.

"He's a freaking werewolf!"

I put my hands up in surrender. "Okay, okay…It's just you guys looked pretty comfortable when you were sleeping that's all."

"No Anna!" said Jessica. "If you read Twilight you'd know that they love Bella and are mortal enemies! They're not gay."

I had to laugh. "Well some people on FanFiction feel a little different on that subject."

"You go on ?" she asked in disbelief. "I thought I was the only one!"

"I did it out of curiosity one day alright. And what's with the whole EdwardxCarlisle? I mean, it was hot and stuff, but wow…"

"Wait…what?" said Edward. "What do you me EdwardxCarlisle?"

"Don't worry about it," I said with a laugh. "I'm sure your father is really good in bed isn't he?"

Edward's eyes bulged and Jacob toppled over laughing.

"I wouldn't be laughing," I said to him. "At least he's not banging a guy named Embry."

This time Edward laughed and Jacob stared at me like I had two heads. I started to pace the room with my bat in hand. Jessica just stared at the two like she was in heaven. I rolled my eyes and thought. Edward and Jacob are part of a book series, that much I know. They end up on my bed, how the hell does that happen?

"We're part of a book series?" asked Edward.

"I didn't say that."

"You thought it."

I looked at Jessica. "Why didn't you tell me he was a mind reader you dunce!" I bopped her in the head before pacing again.

"How the hell did you guys get here anyway?" I asked while turning to them. They were glaring at each other, but kept their distance.

"I don't know," said Jacob. He said down in one of my bean bag chairs. "All I remember is pouncing on Edward and then we ended up here."

"What about you?" I asked Edward.

"Same thing, only I was being pounced on by this pup."

"Oh shut up leech!"

"You know what?" he asked, but I silenced him by throw a baseball at his head. He looked at me and then sat down on my gaming chair. He should not have sat there because I've…done things on that chair. Edward stood straight up and glared at me.

"You should still be a virgin Anna," he said to me.

I shrugged. "I'm seventeen; I can do what I want." I looked out the window. "It's not like anyone cares…" His eyes softened, but he said nothing. Jessica hugged me before the door opened to reveal my eleven year old brother looking at me with a football in his hand. He had the same brown hair as me, but had brown eyes like my father. "What the fuck do you want?" I sneered.

"Mom and Dad won't be home tonight so I need dinner." He looked at Edward and Jacob with wide eyes. "I'm telling mom!" he yelled. I got up and grabbed him by the collar.

"You tell mom and I'll make your life a living hell Daniel! It's not like I'm going to sleep with them!"

"You do it all the time though," he yelled back.

"Yeah, but these guys are…different…Now if you promise to keep quiet," I reached into my pocket and pulled out a roll of hundreds. I pulled two hundred dollar bills out of it. "I'll give you two hundred dollars and I'll take you shopping."

"Double it," he demanded. I heard Jacob chuckle.

"Fine," I said. "But one peep and I'll beat the living shit out of you." I gave him the four hundred and he looked over at the guys.

"Come on," I muttered while lifting him up and carrying him over my shoulder downstairs. (A/N She's very slim, but she is also strong with the whole volleyball crap. Plus her brother is pretty slim too.) He laughed like always and I cracked a smile. We had a love/hate relationship. I put him on the barstool set up by the island in the kitchen. I opened the fridge and peered in. "Do you want…spaghetti…or…I could make you an omelet."

"Omelet please," he said.

"What about you Jessica!" I called. I turned and they were all behind me. "Do you want an omelet?"

"Yeah."

"Can I have, like, five?" asked Jacob.

"Five?"

"He's a werewolf Anna," said Jessica. "They eat a lot."

"Are you going to suck my blood Edward?" I asked. Danny's eyes widened as he scooted his barstool a little bit away from him.

"I'll go find an animal." He disappeared out of sight and Danny gulped.

"Vampire? Werewolf?" asked Danny.

"Jessica explain," I said while getting out the eggs. This was going to be very…interesting.

Ello!

Ah, much better to write than the other. Lol. Review

Missa.