The Death Eaters Letters & Wacked-Out Adventures ((Crack)) (( Hiatus )

by A-lil.Mon.STAH

After that certain owl incident, Lord Voldemort once again built up a new postal service (with memos) for his Death Eaters and him to send about anything to anyone. But things somehow turned up wrong... and many wondrous adventures starts appearing! ((Warning: OCC, Crack FanFic)) ((No Pairings, except Married Couples))

1. Chapter 1

Dear all Loyal Death Eaters,

I'm pleased to annouce that our Death Eater Postal Service has been restored after that certain incident with the owls.

Now we are switch using the Ministry Memos.

Now, first of all, I need that someone to clean up the pukey mess from that dreadful dinner we had last night. (Bellatrix you are not cooking for us again!)

Its really creating an unpleasant smell for all of us. So that someone better clean it up before that someone will get punished.

The Dark Lord,

Voldemort

P.S: That someone is you, Wormtail.