"Hi, O-Chul," Vaarsuvius said, with no consideration for hir canon characterisation. "Since I may or may not still have a marriage, and am possibly evil and definitely emotionally-unstable right now, I think we should screw."
"Well, that certainly is a tempting offer. I'm feeling pretty sexy right now, what with the months of torture and no canonical shower, and I'm not embarassed about being in a female body. Your vulnerable and possibly-evil state causes no conflict for me as a paladin."
Then they fucked like crazed weasels. (I'm not telling you if V has an innie or an outie.)
