Mulder Changes William's Diaper

Mulder Changes William's Diaper

There comes a time in any new father's life that he can't put off the inevitable any longer. Doesn't matter who you are or what you do, if you're a father it is guaranteed that you'd be called upon the duty of changing your baby's diaper. And for Agent Fox Mulder there's no exception.

Agent Scully was nice enough to record the goings on since she had a baby monitor.

"Go on Mulder." Scully said, "It's time you change him. Currently it's 233 to nil."

"Alright." Mulder said in a mock sulky voice.

"Call if you need help." Scully told him.

"I'm right." Mulder said.

Mulder left to go into the baby's room. He was recently put in there to help with the coping. Scully protested at first and so did William. But things were calming down.

"There you go." Mulder said, "We'll just undo that and… Oh My God! Did the flukeman crawl in there and die? Oh dear god. And we just dispose of that. Give the little bottom a wipe. Are you sure that's not Black Oil." There was a pause, "Powder. Right. Damn this thing's harder to get in than Area 51. Damn." Another pause. cough cough cough "I think I have a problem with my skin pigmentation. We just splash a bit here and a bit there. There do you like that. That reminds me of—Oh I better wait till you're older." Another pause, "Where are the Diapers? The diaper's being abducted oh know. Oh there they are, "Steady… Steady." A scream and a cough and splutter, "Oh I've been hit by a UFO. It's squirting, it's like old faithful. We should sell tickets!" Sound of fiddling, "Right that's on now… No it isn't." More fiddling, "Now that's on… No it isn't." More fiddling, "Now that's on… Backwards? Who put it on backwards?" More fiddling, "There it is… There it isn't." More fiddling, "There got it. Are you going to be a good little boy and sleep now."

Mulder came back to the bedroom, "There." Scully said smiling while trying not to burst out laughing, "That wasn't so bad was it?"

"It was a piece of cake." Mulder answered, "No hassles at all."

"Umm Mulder." Scully was almost laughing, "You're suffering from bad dandruff."

"It's not dandruff." Mulder said.

"Really?" Scully said.

"It's powder."

"Sure." Scully replied. She lost it and started cracking up.

"What is it Scully?" He asked.

"We do have a baby monitor you know." Scully said.

"You heard everything?"

Ok... I've changed it from Mt Rushmore to Old faithful... Got the things muddled up. thanks for the correction