Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil or Evil Dead, they belong to Capcom and Sam Raimi. Now tell your lawyers to take a hike or I'll unleash a legion of deadites upon them.
Note: If anyone wants to know this takes place during the original Resident Evil Game or second, and after Arm of Darkness (Evil Dead 3). Also the story will be narrated by our beloved Evil Dead hero Ash himself.
"My Name is Ash, I am a man whose seen bigger crap in one life time, or two. As some of you know I am the man who found the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, "The Book of the Dead!" Ink in human blood and human flesh. The book itself can summons the legions of the undead, demonic spirits, and other crap that likes to mess with mankind. It acts sorta like a gateway between hell and Earth. Yeah sounds messed up right? I would think so to if all that shit didn't happen to me on that day!"
"One night me, and my girlfriend Linda drove to a small cabin in the woods. The Cabin was owned by an Egghead known as Prof. Raymond Knowby. Prof. Knowby himself disappeared one night after studying the book, he was never seen again!"
"Me and Linda found the book during our stay, along with a recording tape of Prof Knowby. Like an idiot I started the tape, in the tape He explained how he found the book. Also, he recited a passage from the book. It awoke an evil I never thought I would see. It took Linda."
"The evil tried to get me, it took over my hand. Going all Leatherface on it, I chopped it off with a chainsaw. I had to fend my for my life against an army of demonic possessed weirdos called deadites, with my only weapons being a shot gun, and chainsaw that I attached to my severed hand!"
"I then met Knowby's daughter Ann while e escaping the deadites. We defeated the Evil Dead, however Ann didn't make it and I ended up on...Wanna take a guess? Hell? No not hell you moron, but lucky guess! 1300 Century A.D. Yeah it all just got a whole lot fucking messed up now!"
"I was "the man who fell from the sky and was destined to destroy the evil". Yeah, its a long title, but it gives me some recognition! I helped King Arthur and the knights of the round table defeat the deadite army, and meeting my evil twin Evil Ash. I used the book to return home. Evil Ash became a time traveler and followed me home, hoping to get his revenge! Like hell he would!"
"So that's my story, I might make a graphic novel out of it, but there still one thing to do! Find my Evil twin and the book and destroy the Evil Dead once and for all. With my luck I thought the book will find its way to me, boy was I wrong like the time I thought Michael Jackson was white! The book was somewhere else in a small town called Raccoon City, and this is how THIS mess began!"
RESIDENT EVIL: A FISTFULL OF BOOMSTICK
Sorry not much going on in this chapter. This is my second fan-fic, but I promise to bring more action next chapter. Constructive Criticism is welcome anytime! Please Review