Attack of The Sweatdrops
Disclaimer: No I really don't own Digimon I just spend time writing about for no real reason.
The digidestined look at the title.
Matt- well I do wonder what this is going to be about
Group-sweatdrops
Tai - yea basically that
Group - sweatdrops once more
All hear a sound and look towards the voice.
SS ( sweatdrop salesman ) - SWEATDROPS SWEATDROPS SWEATDROPS FOR SALE
TK - what the …
Jyou - f**k
All - look and Jyou and sweatdrop
Kari - enough with the God d**n sweatdrops
Tai - KARI gasps totally shocked
Kari - what?
Tai - whines where did I go wrong, oh where did I go wrong
Mimi - where did you go?
All - sweatdrops again
SS - MUAH HA HAHAHAHAHa
TK - Matt make him go away
Sora - Why the hell haven't I talked yet
Izzy - You just did
Sora - … oh
SS - still laughing MUAH HAHAHAHAHA
All - sweatdrop
Jyou - woah I wonder if he'll shut up
Tai - Let's time him
Mimi - twenty bucks says he'll won't stop for ten minutes
Izzy - youre on
All 'cept them - sweatdrop
Matt - what the Hell is with the sweatdrops and why is that guy still laughing
Tai - I have no idea but in any case we'll kick the crap out of him
RCGWNL ( really Crazy Guy With No Life ) - appears out of nowhere that's the spirit disappears
Matt - who and what the hell was that
All - sweatdrop
Mimi - MUAH HAHAH A ten minutes are up, pay up genius
Izzy - damn it all
TK - Matt take me to Disney World
Matt - Let me see if I have any cash pulls out wallet moths fly out guess not
TK - Phewey
Tai - I have a ton of money see pulls out money is empty what the hell… I know I had fifty bucks in here S**T
Matt - snickering
Tai - But I know I had money
Jyou - I'll take all of us to Disney World pulls out wallet has two dollars Mother f****r
Kari - what the hell is f******g going on here
Mimi - OH MY GAWRD IM MISSING OPRAH oh I mean ALL MY MONEY ID GONE TOO
All - look inside wallets
Izzy - NOOO my money I was saving up to buy a new laptop with a zip drive and 10000000000000 giga bytes
All - sweatdrop
Jyou - HOLY S**T MY LAST TWO DOLLARS DISAPPEARED WHERE THE HELL IS MY MONEY
SS - dangles two dollars whom noone was paying attention to you mean this
Jyou - MY MONEY YOU THEIF GIVE IT BACK
SS - Its mine now
Tai - As the leader of this group I say… umm ice cream is good
All - sweatdrop
Sora - MY LUCKY HAT THINGY IS GONE
SS - with helmut on head it is compensation since you are all out of money
TK - What
SS - HYMPH well you see since I am the Sweatdrop Salesman whenever you sweatdrop I get money
Matt - That's not fair we don't sweatdrop on purpose, people make us sweatdrop
SS - oh well lifes not fair SWEATDROP ATTACK
Giant sweatdrop hits Matt leaving him wet and smelling like…
Mimi -sweat ewwwwwwww
Kari - dude take a bath or something
Tai - yea really
All - back away from matt
Matt - damn it
Izzy - well unless you all want to end up smelling like Matt…
Matt - HEY
Izzy - I suggest we beat the sweatdropsalesmanmon
TK - sweatdropsalesmanmon
Izzy - well everything else we fight is a mon so this is too
All - sweatdrop
Tai - HEY MY SHIRT IS GONE
Sora - singing that's the way ahaaha I like it ahaaha
All - Sweatdrop
Tai - S**T MY PANTS
Sora - COME ON ONE MORE GUYS ONE MORE ONE MORE
All - Sweatdrop
Izzy - MY LAPTOP NOOOOOOOOOOO
Sora - YOU B*****D WHAT THE HELL
SS - IM NOT GAY I DON'T WONT TO SEE THAT … but I would like to see eyes venture towards Mimi
Mimi - ewwww no
SS - then feel the wrath of SWEATDROPSALESMANMON SWEATDROP ATTACK
All - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Jyou - GREAT WHERE THE F**K IS THAT STUPID FISH SEAL THING THAT FOLLOWS ME AROUND
TK - you mean gomamon
Jyou - ummm I think so
SS - SWEATDROP ATT…
Giant ball comes crashing towards SS
SS - OH THE PAIN OWEY NOOOOOOOOOOO dies
All - Look towards direction of blast see dirty blonde headed gorgeous girl
Matt - Who are you
9DD - I am ninth digidestined
Izzy - where is your digimon
9DD - why the hell would I have a digimon
Izzy - well all digidestined have a digimon
9DD - who the hell said I was a digidestined
Tai - ummmm you did
9DD - no no no I am NINTH DIGIDESTINED not a digidestined
All - ohhhhhhhhhhh
9DD - yes
Sora - why are you here
9DD - isnt it obvious
Kari - No you stupid mother f****r it isnt
9DD - Oh well ok, Im here to take you all to … DISNEY WORLd
All - YIPPI
TK - hey is sweatdropsalesmanmon really dead yet
Mimi - I sure hope so
9DD - he will never really be dead until authurs stop using sweatdrops in their stories
TK - oh I see
Sora - lets go to Disney World
All - yeah
From evil place where evil lurks and evil people tink up evil things
EV ( Evil voice ) - You think you are safe digidestined but wait I will throw some evil plot sure to fail at you MUAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Author's Notes : this is my first fanfiction so sorry it sucked… if anyone writes a review saying they liked it I might write a sequel or even another story cuz I have an idea. Please no flames I don't take critizim well.
Voice - OH PLEASE ILL NEVER SAY YOU WERE WRONG AGAIN JUST … OH GOD NO NOOOOOOOOO
Author - if not for my sake for your own
Voice - NOOOOOOOOOOO
Author - evil laugh MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHA
Disclaimer: No I really don't own Digimon I just spend time writing about for no real reason.
The digidestined look at the title.
Matt- well I do wonder what this is going to be about
Group-sweatdrops
Tai - yea basically that
Group - sweatdrops once more
All hear a sound and look towards the voice.
SS ( sweatdrop salesman ) - SWEATDROPS SWEATDROPS SWEATDROPS FOR SALE
TK - what the …
Jyou - f**k
All - look and Jyou and sweatdrop
Kari - enough with the God d**n sweatdrops
Tai - KARI gasps totally shocked
Kari - what?
Tai - whines where did I go wrong, oh where did I go wrong
Mimi - where did you go?
All - sweatdrops again
SS - MUAH HA HAHAHAHAHa
TK - Matt make him go away
Sora - Why the hell haven't I talked yet
Izzy - You just did
Sora - … oh
SS - still laughing MUAH HAHAHAHAHA
All - sweatdrop
Jyou - woah I wonder if he'll shut up
Tai - Let's time him
Mimi - twenty bucks says he'll won't stop for ten minutes
Izzy - youre on
All 'cept them - sweatdrop
Matt - what the Hell is with the sweatdrops and why is that guy still laughing
Tai - I have no idea but in any case we'll kick the crap out of him
RCGWNL ( really Crazy Guy With No Life ) - appears out of nowhere that's the spirit disappears
Matt - who and what the hell was that
All - sweatdrop
Mimi - MUAH HAHAH A ten minutes are up, pay up genius
Izzy - damn it all
TK - Matt take me to Disney World
Matt - Let me see if I have any cash pulls out wallet moths fly out guess not
TK - Phewey
Tai - I have a ton of money see pulls out money is empty what the hell… I know I had fifty bucks in here S**T
Matt - snickering
Tai - But I know I had money
Jyou - I'll take all of us to Disney World pulls out wallet has two dollars Mother f****r
Kari - what the hell is f******g going on here
Mimi - OH MY GAWRD IM MISSING OPRAH oh I mean ALL MY MONEY ID GONE TOO
All - look inside wallets
Izzy - NOOO my money I was saving up to buy a new laptop with a zip drive and 10000000000000 giga bytes
All - sweatdrop
Jyou - HOLY S**T MY LAST TWO DOLLARS DISAPPEARED WHERE THE HELL IS MY MONEY
SS - dangles two dollars whom noone was paying attention to you mean this
Jyou - MY MONEY YOU THEIF GIVE IT BACK
SS - Its mine now
Tai - As the leader of this group I say… umm ice cream is good
All - sweatdrop
Sora - MY LUCKY HAT THINGY IS GONE
SS - with helmut on head it is compensation since you are all out of money
TK - What
SS - HYMPH well you see since I am the Sweatdrop Salesman whenever you sweatdrop I get money
Matt - That's not fair we don't sweatdrop on purpose, people make us sweatdrop
SS - oh well lifes not fair SWEATDROP ATTACK
Giant sweatdrop hits Matt leaving him wet and smelling like…
Mimi -sweat ewwwwwwww
Kari - dude take a bath or something
Tai - yea really
All - back away from matt
Matt - damn it
Izzy - well unless you all want to end up smelling like Matt…
Matt - HEY
Izzy - I suggest we beat the sweatdropsalesmanmon
TK - sweatdropsalesmanmon
Izzy - well everything else we fight is a mon so this is too
All - sweatdrop
Tai - HEY MY SHIRT IS GONE
Sora - singing that's the way ahaaha I like it ahaaha
All - Sweatdrop
Tai - S**T MY PANTS
Sora - COME ON ONE MORE GUYS ONE MORE ONE MORE
All - Sweatdrop
Izzy - MY LAPTOP NOOOOOOOOOOO
Sora - YOU B*****D WHAT THE HELL
SS - IM NOT GAY I DON'T WONT TO SEE THAT … but I would like to see eyes venture towards Mimi
Mimi - ewwww no
SS - then feel the wrath of SWEATDROPSALESMANMON SWEATDROP ATTACK
All - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Jyou - GREAT WHERE THE F**K IS THAT STUPID FISH SEAL THING THAT FOLLOWS ME AROUND
TK - you mean gomamon
Jyou - ummm I think so
SS - SWEATDROP ATT…
Giant ball comes crashing towards SS
SS - OH THE PAIN OWEY NOOOOOOOOOOO dies
All - Look towards direction of blast see dirty blonde headed gorgeous girl
Matt - Who are you
9DD - I am ninth digidestined
Izzy - where is your digimon
9DD - why the hell would I have a digimon
Izzy - well all digidestined have a digimon
9DD - who the hell said I was a digidestined
Tai - ummmm you did
9DD - no no no I am NINTH DIGIDESTINED not a digidestined
All - ohhhhhhhhhhh
9DD - yes
Sora - why are you here
9DD - isnt it obvious
Kari - No you stupid mother f****r it isnt
9DD - Oh well ok, Im here to take you all to … DISNEY WORLd
All - YIPPI
TK - hey is sweatdropsalesmanmon really dead yet
Mimi - I sure hope so
9DD - he will never really be dead until authurs stop using sweatdrops in their stories
TK - oh I see
Sora - lets go to Disney World
All - yeah
From evil place where evil lurks and evil people tink up evil things
EV ( Evil voice ) - You think you are safe digidestined but wait I will throw some evil plot sure to fail at you MUAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Author's Notes : this is my first fanfiction so sorry it sucked… if anyone writes a review saying they liked it I might write a sequel or even another story cuz I have an idea. Please no flames I don't take critizim well.
Voice - OH PLEASE ILL NEVER SAY YOU WERE WRONG AGAIN JUST … OH GOD NO NOOOOOOOOO
Author - if not for my sake for your own
Voice - NOOOOOOOOOOO
Author - evil laugh MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHA