One Big Jerk
One day, in the beautiful land of Konan, Nuriko and Tasuki decided to mow the Palace
lawn. But there was a problem. They couldn't get the mower started! "What should we
do?" Nuriko asked. "I don't know." Tasuki replied. They stared at the mower for a
while, until Chichiri came by.
"What's wrong, na no da?" Chichiri asked. "We can't get the stupid lawn mower working,
Chichiri! Can you try getting it working?" Nuriko asked. "I can try, na no da."
Chichiri replied, going over to the mower. He grabbed the string and gave it a good
jerk.
"Hmmmmm, na no da, it seems to be broken." Chichiri commented. "Well, we can see that."
Tasuki retorted. Chichiri frowned. "No need to be snappy, no da!" He said.
A moment later, Chiriko walked by. "Hey, Chiriko! Can you help us with the mower, na no
da?" Chichiri asked. Chiriko shrugged. "I can try." He said.
He stood on his tippy toes and gave the string a good jerk. "It must be broken, or out
of gas." Chiriko said. "Probably." Nuriko said. The four studied the lawn mower.
Hey, it was ancient China, I doubt they had lawn mowers back then.
A minute later, Mitsukake walked by. "Hey, Mitsukake, you're big and strong, will you
try and get the mower started?" Chiriko asked. Mitsukake shrugged, and tried it.
It didn't work! "I can't get it started." He said.
The five studied the mower, untill Hotohori walked by. "Hotohori, we can't get this
damn ^#*&@%$ thing started, can you try?" Tasuki asked, getting pissed off at the stupid
mower. "Alright. I'll try." He said. He gave the string a jerk. Nothing. He tugged at it
again. Nothing.
"Suzaku curse you! Why the hell won't you start!!" Hotohori yelled. Everyone went
wide-eyed at Hotohori's temper. "It's...just a mower." Mitsukake said. Hotohori stopped,
and smoothed out his hair. "Whoopsie."
The six pondered, then Tamahome and Miaka walked by. "Hey, Tamahome! Miaka! We can't get
this mower started, can you try?" Hotohori asked. Tamahome nodded and gave the string a
few jerks. "It won't start." He grumbled. Miaka tried. "Miaka? That's not how you start
it." Nuriko said, sweatdropping.
The eight pondered, when their friend, Okami, walked by. "Hey, guys, what's up?" She
asked. Chichiri sighed. "We can't get this mower started. Will you try?" He asked.
"Okay!!" Okami said, in her usuall cute an happy tone. She grabbed the string, and tugged
at it. She kept tugging at it, untill Tasuki and Nuriko had to pull her off it.
"Take it easy!" Tasuki said. "!!&%!&%^#~UY&&@!%!@YEG$" She yelled. Everyone sweatdropped.
They all stared at the lawn mower, untill Nakago walked by. "Heeey, Nakkie-chaaaan!"
Okami called. Nakago turned and glared at her. "Please, don't call me that." He said.
Okami shrugged. "Hey, can you try and start the lawn mower? We can't." She said, pointing
to it.
"Alright. I'll try." He replied. He gave the string a good hard tug, and....IT STARTED!!!
Everyone cheered. "I guess all it took was one big jerk!!" Okami said.
Nakago sweatdropped, and everyone fell over.
THE END!!
^_^ Okay, all the FY characters, excluding Okami, are property of Yuu Watase, and other
important people! I heard that joke from my dad. Don't ever use it on someone. It can
really hurt someone's self esteem. I just thought this was a cute story. Ta!
One day, in the beautiful land of Konan, Nuriko and Tasuki decided to mow the Palace
lawn. But there was a problem. They couldn't get the mower started! "What should we
do?" Nuriko asked. "I don't know." Tasuki replied. They stared at the mower for a
while, until Chichiri came by.
"What's wrong, na no da?" Chichiri asked. "We can't get the stupid lawn mower working,
Chichiri! Can you try getting it working?" Nuriko asked. "I can try, na no da."
Chichiri replied, going over to the mower. He grabbed the string and gave it a good
jerk.
"Hmmmmm, na no da, it seems to be broken." Chichiri commented. "Well, we can see that."
Tasuki retorted. Chichiri frowned. "No need to be snappy, no da!" He said.
A moment later, Chiriko walked by. "Hey, Chiriko! Can you help us with the mower, na no
da?" Chichiri asked. Chiriko shrugged. "I can try." He said.
He stood on his tippy toes and gave the string a good jerk. "It must be broken, or out
of gas." Chiriko said. "Probably." Nuriko said. The four studied the lawn mower.
Hey, it was ancient China, I doubt they had lawn mowers back then.
A minute later, Mitsukake walked by. "Hey, Mitsukake, you're big and strong, will you
try and get the mower started?" Chiriko asked. Mitsukake shrugged, and tried it.
It didn't work! "I can't get it started." He said.
The five studied the mower, untill Hotohori walked by. "Hotohori, we can't get this
damn ^#*&@%$ thing started, can you try?" Tasuki asked, getting pissed off at the stupid
mower. "Alright. I'll try." He said. He gave the string a jerk. Nothing. He tugged at it
again. Nothing.
"Suzaku curse you! Why the hell won't you start!!" Hotohori yelled. Everyone went
wide-eyed at Hotohori's temper. "It's...just a mower." Mitsukake said. Hotohori stopped,
and smoothed out his hair. "Whoopsie."
The six pondered, then Tamahome and Miaka walked by. "Hey, Tamahome! Miaka! We can't get
this mower started, can you try?" Hotohori asked. Tamahome nodded and gave the string a
few jerks. "It won't start." He grumbled. Miaka tried. "Miaka? That's not how you start
it." Nuriko said, sweatdropping.
The eight pondered, when their friend, Okami, walked by. "Hey, guys, what's up?" She
asked. Chichiri sighed. "We can't get this mower started. Will you try?" He asked.
"Okay!!" Okami said, in her usuall cute an happy tone. She grabbed the string, and tugged
at it. She kept tugging at it, untill Tasuki and Nuriko had to pull her off it.
"Take it easy!" Tasuki said. "!!&%!&%^#~UY&&@!%!@YEG$" She yelled. Everyone sweatdropped.
They all stared at the lawn mower, untill Nakago walked by. "Heeey, Nakkie-chaaaan!"
Okami called. Nakago turned and glared at her. "Please, don't call me that." He said.
Okami shrugged. "Hey, can you try and start the lawn mower? We can't." She said, pointing
to it.
"Alright. I'll try." He replied. He gave the string a good hard tug, and....IT STARTED!!!
Everyone cheered. "I guess all it took was one big jerk!!" Okami said.
Nakago sweatdropped, and everyone fell over.
THE END!!
^_^ Okay, all the FY characters, excluding Okami, are property of Yuu Watase, and other
important people! I heard that joke from my dad. Don't ever use it on someone. It can
really hurt someone's self esteem. I just thought this was a cute story. Ta!