Holy shit, I suck (pun intended).

Jebuz, well all I can say is I hope you enjoy this fic. I'm going to try to fix up my account and maaaaaybe post more. I also have some other ideas in mind in regards to some of my unfinished fics that I have on here.

Anywho, PWP, Cartman/Butters, I think it's totally in character but some might disagree, there's some cutesy shit in here too, I own nothing.

Enjoy.

Butters tackled Cartman so he was on top and the brunette was lying on his bed. He was holding tightly to Eric's wrist, placing them on top of his shoulders.

"Butters, what the fu-"

Before Cartman could finish his complaint, Butters' lips were on his own. Eric was stunned, still pinned down, he never realized how strong Butters was. He knew he could thrash around, kick Butters in the nads or something, but instead he started kissing back. He didn't know why, but he had actually moaned a little, which Butters took full advantage of to explore his mouth. Cartman could feel Butters tongue rub against his own, and he began to gently suck on it. He didn't want to, but he could feel himself getting more aroused by the minute. He couldn't move his arms but he could feel his body move, trying to get closer to Butters.

Butters pulled away, a smirk on his lips.

"Wow, Eric, you're really hard. Who would have thought you're into this sort of stuff. "He giggled.

"Shut up, Butters! I'm not that hard, this is just what happens when… When…" Eric trailed off as Butters began kissing his neck and lightly sucking on his left earlobe.

"Mhmm, when what, Eric?" Butters whispered into Cartman's ear, teasing him.

Cartman face was a deep red, and he couldn't stop the moans from escaping his lips.

Butters pressed himself closer to Eric, and now the brunette could feel Butters' own erection rub up and down his stomach. The thought of it actually made him harder.

Suddenly Butters sat up, saddled on Eric's hips. He was still holding Eric's wrists, but he pulled them forward so now Cartman's arms were crossed in front of him.

"We're going to do something fun now." Butters said, getting off Eric. "Can you sit on the floor, please?"

Cartman sat up, rubbing his wrists. They didn't really hurt, he just still couldn't believe Butters could pin him down so easily. "Why?"

"Eric, please. Just sit on the floor, preferably on your knees." Butters smiled.

Cartman blushed again when he realized what Butters was trying to get at.

"No. Fucking. Way." He said as sternly as he could, though he could feel his own cock twitch at the thought.

"Are you sure?" Butters asked, unzipping himself.

Cartman stifled a gasp. Butters began stroking himself gently, he wasn't trying to get off, he was trying to make Cartman do what he wanted, after all.

"This is pretty great too, actually." Butters said, looking at Eric as the brunette was concentrating on his member. "You watching, it's pretty great."

Eric looked up to face Butters and then turned away, embarrassed that he was looking at all.

"Wanna get a closer look?" Butters asked, he still had a hand on himself, but he stopped moving it.

What Eric wanted was to punch Butters in the face. To kick him out of his house. To make this end. But what he did was slowly get off the bed and kneel in front of Butters. His hands were on his lap, he wasn't sure what to do next.

"You're so cute, Eric!" Butters gasped. "Now c'mon. I know you've wanted to do this for a while. Plus, this will be more fun now that we're older."

Cartman suddenly remembered that stupid photo he took in fourth grade. How did Butters know about it though? Hmm, someone must have told him about it.

Eric turned to look at Butters, and then he turned to look at what was in front of him.

Slowly Cartman leaned forward and put his lips on the tip. A moan escaped Butters. Eric opened his mouth, taking all of Butters inside his mouth until he could feel the tip in the back of his mouth. Cartman put an arm on Butters' right thigh and rested his hands on the blond's hips. His other hand he wrapped around the bottom of Butters member as he began licking it up and down.

Above him he could hear Butters gasp and moan. Butters didn't actually expect his plan to work, but now that it did he felt like he was going to lose his mind, it felt too good.

Eric kept sucking on Butters, and the parts not in his mouth he rubbed with his hand. He could taste the precum, and began sucking harder.

The little noises Eric made while sucking his dick turned Butters on even more. And now that Cartman quickened his pace, Butters couldn't help himself anymore, with a final moan he came into Eric's mouth.

Instinctively, Cartman drank it, but when he let go of Butters he began to cough. He didn't mean to do that. He thought Butters was going to warn him so he wouldn't drink his cum. Eric looked up at Butters, who was leaning down on his elbows.

"That was awesome." Butters said as he tried to catch his breath.

"Why didn't you warn me you were going to cum, I didn't want to drink it!" Eric shouted, annoyed.

"You keep saying you don't want to do these things, but I know you do. I mean, you already did before." Butters looked at Eric and smiled.

"You don't know anything." Was all Cartman could think to say.

"I bet." Butters said, sitting back up and tucking himself away. He then patted the space next to him so Eric would join him.

Begrudgingly Eric complied. When he sat down Butters moved so he was sitting behind him now. His lips were on the brunette's neck again, causing Eric to gasp.

"It's your turn now." Butters purred into his ear, reaching down to his pants.

Before unzipping them, Butters rubbed over them. Eric moaned.

"I knew puberty would be good to you." Butters said as he unzipped Eric and stared at his erection.

"What?" Eric breathed. He was resting his head on the blond's shoulder.

"I mean your dick finally caught up with the rest of you." Butters said as he wrapped one hand around Cartman, another was rubbing the brunette's hip.

Eric's breathing became heavy, he moved his head so he could see Butters' face as he not so gently got him off. After a particularly loud moan, Eric came, and the exhaustion caused him to put all of his weight back on Butters, who was able to hold him up easily enough.

"You came pretty quickly." Butters teased, giving Eric a peck on the cheek.

"Well you rub someone that hard, they're gonna come pretty quick." Cartman said between breaths, trying to defend himself.

Butters cleaned up Eric and gently zipped him up again. He began kissing his neck again and rubbing his waist when he suddenly stopped.

"What now?" Eric asked, getting use to the touching.

"I have to go, it's late." Butters said, hopping off the bed.

"Wait, what?" Eric wasn't expecting this. He watched as Butters put on his backpack.

"Sorry Eric, I forgot my parents wanted me home early. Hopefully they won't be too sore at me, but I have to go."

"Wait, but what about-"

For the third time that evening Butters cut him off with a kiss.

"I'll see you tomorrow." Butters smiled as he headed out the door.

Cartman stayed seated on the bed, thinking over what just happened and how quickly he just left, like it was no big deal.

"That asshole." Cartman said to himself.

The next morning Eric could feel a knot in his stomach. He was so worried about last night. What if that asshole Butters tells everyone? What then?

He was walking down the hallway when he saw Butters laughing and talking with two girls. He charged over.

"Morning Eric." Butters quickly greeted.

"We need to talk." Cartman grabbed him roughly by the arm to haul him off. Butters gave a rushed goodbye to the girls and walked with Eric.

"What is it?" Butters asked once they stopped in an empty spot in the hallway.

"You know very well what's up, what was that shit last night? You better not have told anyone or I swear…" He whispered harshly.

"Tell anyone about what? What are you talking about?" Butters asked, confused.

"Don't fuck with me right now! I need to know, you're not going to tell anyone right?" Panic was entering Eric's voice.

"Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but if I did I would definitely keep quiet about it."

The bell rang to signal the start of the new school day.

Butters grabbed Eric's shoulder. "I'll see you later."

He began to walk back in the direction they came from. Cartman turned to watch him walk away when Butters suddenly turned around, now walking backwards. He lifted a finger to his lips and winked at Eric before turning around and walking to class.

Cartman blushed. He could also feel his pants tighten up.

"Fuck." He whispered to himself before going to his own class.