Hi! This is a new story my sis and I wrote. We read one like it, and decided, "Hey! That looks like fun!" So we wrote one. It's random, and I like it!
Bold is me (once.bitten.and.twice.shy.14)
Italics is my sis, Britt (xohmylortyax)
YAY!! READ ON!
One day bella went to the park and started stroking a tree that she named george geogre ate her finger then Edward appeared and killed the tree and kicked the tree remains while humming 'camp town ladies' then bella ate the tree splinters and said yummy tastes like chicken then Emme came with caramel to eat with the tree and Rosalie came too to sit and make small talk with little children which she kidnapped as her own kids she named one popolise george Clooney fred mcburger hairy sheen Toyota the third then alice took popolise george Clooney fred mcburger hairy sheen Toyota the third to the mall and told bella marshmallows were free at weenie hut juniors were free on Wednesdays then Emmett thought of a nickname for popolise george Clooney fred mcburger hairy sheen Toyota the third Edward then appaired and slapped Emmett and told him he was racist and then jasper wondered why Emmett was racist Edward whispered in Jaspers ear and then jasper gasped and slapped Emmett and then alice slapped Edward, Edward slapped Rosalie Rosalie slapped bella Bella punched Emmett breaking her thumb in the process esme broke a vase on alice's head Jasper made Esme feel all warm and fuzzy while doing it rosalie spray painted george Clooney fred mcburger hairy sheen Toyota the third's name on the library Alice asked "What's a porch monkey?" while scratching her head bella called alice a racist while Emmett screamed "Hey! You guessed my nickname" Carlisle wondered where he went wrong with Emmett Bella screamed in agony while her thumb pulsated with pain Edward yelled at george Clooney fred mcburger hairy sheen Toyota the third for breaking bellas thumb the little boy cried and then punted Rosalie in the knee and screamed "your not my mommy!" and ran away then rose cried and jumped off the effile tower and then went to eat some marshmallows with alice then Carlisle screamed because they ate all the marshmallows jasper made Emmett all lovey so Emmett hugged Carlisle and said "ill be your marshmallow!" then esme colored in the world with a crayon to make a happy place then the little boy Rosalie stole came back and slapped esme and shouted "stop being retarded! Crazy women" then esme said "I LOVE U!" Edward hugged Emmett and screamed "marshmallow buddies!" then jasper kissed a random cat and the cat died and came back as a vampire, alice named the kitty barfalamule then alice screamed "I SAW ALL OF THIS!!" and then pointed at Bellas thumb and stated "except for that" then james came back to life as a human and kidnapped bella Edward brought out a bowl of lucky charms then bella went to mexico to marry james Edward read his thoughts and screamed "no! porkwhaaaa!" then esme hugged james and welcomed him to the family and then bella woke up and it all was a dream Edward kissed her on the forehead and said "go back to sleep, love" THEEEEE ENNNNND! :D
So...? It was gay, I know. But it was FUN to write!
Kendra and Britt