A/N Well, I got this idea from school because when I was wearing my Uchiha shirt, I heard some kid yell in the hall, "OMG LOOK ITS A POKEBALL!" And ever since then, I've had my friends tease me when I wear it. SO! Here's a one shot that came from that! XD

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or Naruto

PURE CRACK FIC.

Summary: Why hadn't anyone ever told Sasuke that his Clan's symbol looked like a pokeball…? SasuNaru if you squint.

Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto were walking home after their morning training. As usual, Kakashi-sensei had left them immediately after their training to go who knows where. Sasuke was slightly ahead of Sakura and Naruto. They walked silently for a while until suddenly Naruto's face lit up. He smirked.

"Hey… Sasuke-teme?" he asked slowly.

"Hn." Sasuke replied, not even bothering to turn around to face him. God, that ticked Naruto off.

"Has anyone ever told you that your little 'Uchiha symbol' looks like a pokeball?"

"…." Sasuke didn't reply for a moment.

Sakura, looking pissed, smacked Naruto in the back of the head. "You idiot!" she hissed. "Don't make fun of his clan symbol!"

Then Sakura, ever the little hypocrite, thought to herself, 'It does kind of look like a pokeball, though…'

Suddenly, Sasuke turned around to glare at Naruto. Naruto, who was looking at Sakura and not paying attention, ran right into Sasuke. This, if possible, made him even angrier.

Naruto looked up at Sasuke with a look of satisfaction on his face. He started to look around Sasuke.

"What the hell are you looking at?" Sasuke asked him, seething quietly.

"Oh, nothing…" Naruto told him casually. "I was just wondering where Pikachu was."

That did it. Sasuke smacked him in the head with a stick.

"Okay, so if I'm Ash, who do you think it makes you, dobe?"

Naruto stared blankly for a moment. Who?

"Brock." Sasuke said quietly. "You're Brock, then."

"I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM!"

"Oh, really?" Sasuke taunted. "Have you noticed in the first episode, you're eyes barely opened at all? Who else can you think of who walks around with their eyes closed?"

Naruto glared at him for a moment, then muttered something so that only Sakura, who was standing beside him could hear. She, once again, smacked him. "HE'S NOT LIKE THAT!"

Sasuke grabbed him by the hair and growled, "What did you say, dobe?"

"At least I'm not gay." He said simply, still glaring at Sasuke.

"…What?"

Naruto smirked. "At least I'm not in love with an old man, ASH!" (A/N: Old man, meaning Brock.)

"I am not Ash!" Sasuke yelled, his temper rising even more.

"Tch. Suuure." Naruto told him.

"THEN THAT MAKES YOU AN OLD MAN, HUH!"

"…." Both Naruto and Sakura fell silent after that last sentence processed in their brains. Sakura fell to the floor in a faint.

Sasuke stared at the two blankly until he realized what he had just said. A faint blush started to rise up his face. "Wait…no… I did not mean it like that…I was…calling you…Brock, I swear…"

Naruto covered his red face by collapsing onto the floor, laughing. Sasuke kicked him in the back of the head, turning away. "I'm not gay." He said quickly.

Naruto did not hear him. He was too busy rolling on the ground, laughing. "Sasuke is gay! HAHA!"

Now, Lee usually didn't have much free time. But on this particular day, he happened to be taking a walk in the forest. He stopped in his tracks after hearing Naruto's last statement. Smiling, he flung himself onto Sasuke, popping out of nowhere from their point of view.

"Oh, the joys of youth!"

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Lol okay that was fun to write. I've had that idea in my head for a while, but never had the chance to type it out.

Hope you all enjoyed my first crack!fic

-Kirara