Warning to normal people: This fanfic contains the word "emo" being used multiple times.
I did this in like 5 minutes. So forgive me if it's bad.
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8:00 am
Got up. Angsted about how horrible my life is.
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8:02 am
Brushed my teeth, thinking about how depressing my life is.
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8:05 am
Ate my breakfast, (Emo-o's: Filled with anti-anti-depressants), with my Emo bowl and Emo spoon.
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8:10 am
Looked at my emo calendar wearily, already knowing what day it was.
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8:12 am
Started arranging furniture in an igloo formation. An emo igloo formation.
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8:14 am
Sat myself in my emo igloo with my goth/emo teddy bear hibrid, Mr. Man boob, and my mp3 player.
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8:15 am
Listened to Green Day, Simple Plan, Hedley, and other whiney punk bands.
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8:30 am
Heard a knock on the door. Which is near impossible, considering my emo music was on full blast.
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8:31 am
Peeked through the door-hole. Saw teamates with a ca-
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30 seconds later
Back in the emo igloo.
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8:32 am
Got bored. Thought of a name for my hideout. The EMOGLOO.
Awesome, ne?
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9:02 am
The knocks have ceased. Managed to get some sleep. Dreamt of emo people skipping.
Worst nightmare I've ever had.
Must have been those expired Emo-o's. Should've bought some more at E-bay, short for Emo-bay.
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11:30 am
Crept out of Emogloo to make an Emo sandwich.
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11:35 am
Got hungry again. No wonder, since Emo sandwiches are so depressing you can't even eat them. Looked both ways before sneaking out of my apartment. Ran as fast as I emo-ly could to Dark Dream, an emo cafe where I could eat and hide from them.
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11:37 am
Started an emo conversation with my emo associate, Gaara.
Me: Sup?
Gaara:Spiraling down a dark stairway of despair...other than that, I'm good.
Me: Hn.
Gaara: I hate fun people.
Me: Word.
(Boys look out window and see a smiling person staring at them)
Gaara: What're you looking at, you funist?
(Smiling person backs away)
Me: You better run, you non-emo!
Silence.
Gaara:Spiraling down a dark stairway of despair...
Me: Word.
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12:30 pm
Left cafe for home.
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12:36 pm
Heard a rustling sound behind me. Was just a stray cat probably.
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12:45 pm
Morbidly jumped into my Emogloo, and thanked the emo stars that I didn't cross any fangirls on my way home.
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12:48 pm
Heard the same rustling. Looked behind me and saw-
Snap.
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1:23 pm
After being tied and gagged by my former sensei and my team mates, they threw me back into my Emogloo. Joy.
Sakura: Gomen nasai Sasuke-kun!
Me: That's Emosuke-kun to you! I changed my name, remember?
Kakashi: That's why we came here. We're tired of you're whiney emoness!
Naruto: Yeah!
Sakura: So we decided that a little birthday cake will un-emo you!
Me: NEVER! MY EMONESS WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME!
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1:25 pm
Came back to my senses, Can't believe I was into that gothicy stuff. Ate cake with my friends.
Kakashi: I'm glad you've come around.
Sakura: Ditto.
Me: Hey, where's Naruto?
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In a Dark Dream...
Naruto: Spiraling down a dark stairway of despair...
Gaara: Word.
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