Before I start my story, there are some things that you should probably know about me. Firstly, I'm not human. Well, I sort of am, a little. My mother had normal human parents. And my father, well he's far from normal, and certainly not human. My name is Elise, and I am the daughter of Professor River Song and The Doctor.
Life was pretty normal for me. I grew up in the TARDIS, exploring the numerous corridors and learning about the universe. I saw things that most people couldn't imagine, even in their wildest dreams. And I ran, a lot, there was an awful lot of running. But the best times were when we visited one particular planet, a very beautiful planet. A planet called Asgard.
The first time we went to Asgard, it was entirely by accident. The co-ordinates for the TARDIS had been messed up, again. My parents had been intending to have a nice little holiday, on a nice safe planet, to celebrate my 13th birthday. However, we landed on Asgard, in the middle of a small dispute between the Asgardians and another planet; I honestly can't remember which planet anymore. Needless to say, River was right in the middle of the fighting, while The Doctor tried fruitlessly to stay out of the way. River won the praise of many of the Asgard warriors, despite the fact she was using weapons that they had never seen before in their lives. But that was not what I remembered the clearest about that day. That was the first day that I met the princes of Asgard, Thor Odinson and his brother Loki.